The Mashup You Never Thought Would Work

“Good cops”

How endgame could've ended

OBVIOUS SPOILERS

IM WARNING YOU

I literally started balling when Tony died, but then when Steve didnt bring him back I just.... UUGGHHH. So I wrote my own ending to cure my sadness.

Steve gets sent back to return the stones but this time he ACTUALLY saves Nat and Tony. So while Hulk, Sam and Bucky are panicking you just see Steve and Tony walking side by side talking about what ever. Tony is still pretty beaten up but he looks happy. Steve looks over at the Hulk, who asks "how did you do it?". Steve only smiles and says "dont think I'll tell you". Nat joins them with Clint and the others, then they just have a nice time being buddies. THEN ROLE CREDITS. I really wish this is how it ended but at least Sam is the new Captain america and spidey gets another movie. Either way I loved endgame so much

Bitch-disruption lol accurate

replace one word of your url with bitch

Oh my g o d

My friend: you're not gay, you're straight as a ruler Me: *grabs their ruler and bends it* Friend: point taken

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Dont forget about it being seemingly for no reason, like 4 years of your life just wasted

@ Luther haters, let me ask you a question, and answer honestly.

If you lived on the FUCKING MOON for 4 years, would you be able to shut up about it?

Pros and Cons of living in Alaska

Pros:

Hella pretty

Hella good food

Hella nice people

Also hella cute animals

And most importantly, its hella cozy and you know everyone because its so small(*cough cough* not the state I mean the communities *cough cough*)

We get some pretty small events, like a giant pride picnic every pride month(at least where I live)

Cons

Its cold and dark 50% of the year

And the other 50% its bright until midnight

Tourist season is awkward and you cant get anywhere without seeing a brightly dressed tourist

Pollen fucking everywhere, theres clouds of this satan dust blowing off the mountain

Snow doesnt melt until March-April

Bears are adorable fluffy assholes, they will stalk your trash and break it open like a peanut

Schools are low budget like seriously so much shit has been cut due to budget issues

Salmon spawning is both interesting and terrible, take your dog to the beach during spawning season. They be smelling like dead fish for weeks

Oh yeah, earthquakes are a thing

That's it for now. Dont get me wrong I love my little community(Juneau) but as someone who lived in a big city for 2 years believe me when I say Alaska is a "tiny" yet cozy state

Sometimes good posts are made by annoying people so I’ll help out

These are Safe Shorts. They were made by Sandra Seilz after someone attempted to rape her. If the fabric is torn, an alarm will be sounded.

This is the Rape-aXe, invented by a South African doctor by the name of  Sonnet Ehlers. After interviewing a rape victim who wished she had teeth down there, she made this. If someone’s penis is inserted and pulled back out, the teeth will sink in, and can only be removed by a doctor.

The Killer Tampon (couldn’t find a site for it), made by retired anaesthetist Jaap Haumann. When penetration takes place, the sharp end will slice the offending appendage.

The Anti-Rape Belt (also couldn’t find a site), made by a group of Swedish teenagers led by Nadja Björk. It requires two hands to undo.

Anti-Rape Underwear/Bra (once again), as made by a group of Indian students. Will deliver an electric shock when met with unwanted advances, as well as sounding an alarm.

Undercover Colours. Made by 4 male undergraduates at North Carolina U, they change colours when in contact with chemicals or drugs that cause unconsciousness. Used in case you’re wary that your drink has been roofied.

These are just tools to help, but in addition to being mindful of your situations and staying safe, they can help when the worst happens.

Stay safe.