Odysseus Discovered Something While He Was At War

Odysseus, probably: I can take anyone either with my sword or my ass

Eurylochus: I did not just hear that

the sons of atreus

odysseus is a very attractive man what can i say.

anyways better version of the illiad where instead of achilles throwing a fit about his girlfriend being taken by agamemnon, agamemnon just kisses Odysseus instead! everybody wins!

also menelaus is a little bitch about missing his wife and he NEEDS his buddy’s comfort im sure.

I absolutely adore your epic character designs, especially your Telemachus and odysseus ones cus of how scrawny Telemachus looks in comparison to odysseus so every time, I think of an I can't help but wonder animatic with your designs, I get treated with the mental image of telemachus drowning in his dad's arms and muscles when the hug happens.

Telemachus wanted a hug but Odysseus went full dad mode xD

(also, it's the suitors' fault, since they ate everything in the palace)

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Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

You know what ? The idea that Odysseus discovered his mother's death by finding her ghost in the Underworld gains a new, even more sad dimension if you assume that Epic follows the Odyssey, because according to it, she didn't just die of grief - she died by walking into the sea after seeing Aeolus' storms blow Odyseus' ships away from shore

Not only did Odysseus' crew get him lost at sea yet again, but they also killed his mom

Do I love this or hate this? Idk but it hurt

[Reimagined]

Great Celestial War where more casualties happened and the relationship between the brothers and Celestial Realm is far worsened. 

The idea has been floating in my head for a while, what if the brothers suffered more haha unless….?

Hermes with his great-grandchildren

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Hear me out

The iliad, but they all 5 and fight over a toy Menelaus showed them

Nestor is the old man cause hes 6 and like, super smart

The gods are their parents/older siblings who took them to the park

INSTEAD OF “SAID:”

Affirmed - to confirm or ratify, to state or assert positively; maintain as true.

Articulated - to utter clearly and distinctly; pronounce with clarity.

Belittled - to regard or portray as less impressive or important than appearances indicate; depreciate; disparage.

Bemoaned - to express distress or grief over; lament, to regard with regret or disapproval.

Bid - to express (a greeting, farewell, benediction, or wish), to command; order; direct.

Blurted (out) - to utter suddenly or inadvertently; divulge impulsively or unadvisedly.

Chimed (in) - to break suddenly and unwelcomely into a conversation, as to express agreement or voice an opinion.

Chuckled - to laugh softly or amusedly, usually with satisfaction.

Conceded - to acknowledge as true, just, or proper; admit.

Concurred - to accord in opinion; agree.

Contended - to assert or maintain earnestly, to strive in debate; dispute earnestly, to struggle in opposition.

Conveyed - to communicate; impart; make known.

Cried (out) - to utter or pronounce loudly; call out, to utter inarticulate sounds, especially of lamentation, grief, or suffering, usually with tears.

Croaked - to speak with a low, rasping voice, to utter a low-pitched, harsh cry, as the sound of a frog or a raven.

Deplored - to regret deeply or strongly; lament, to disapprove of; censure.

Disparaged - to speak of or treat slightingly; depreciate; belittle, to bring reproach or discredit upon; lower the estimation of.

Divulged - to disclose or reveal (something private, secret, or previously unknown).

Folded - to yield or give in.

Fretted - to feel or express worry, annoyance, discontent, or the like.

Giggled - to laugh in a silly, often high-pitched way, especially with short, repeated gasps and titters, as from juvenile or ill-concealed amusement or nervous embarrassment.

Grinned - to smile broadly, especially as an indication of pleasure, amusement, or the like.

Grunted - to grumble, as in discontent, to utter the deep, guttural sound characteristic of a hog.

Hissed - to express disapproval or contempt by making this sound, to make or emit a sharp sound like that of the letter s prolonged, as a snake does, or as steam does when forced under pressure through a small opening.

Hollered - to cry aloud; shout; yell.

Howled - to utter a loud, prolonged, mournful cry, as that of a dog or wolf, to utter a similar cry in distress, pain, rage, etc.; wail.

Inquired - to seek information by questioning. 

Lamented - to feel or express sorrow or regret for, to mourn for or over.

Mewled - to cry, as a baby, young child, or the like; whimper.

Moaned - to utter moans, as of pain or grief, to utter (something) inarticulately or pitifully, as if in lamentation.

Mocked - to attack or treat with ridicule, contempt, or derision, to deceive, delude, or disappoint.

Murmured - to make a low or indistinct sound, especially continuously, to speak in a low tone or indistinctly.

Muttered - to complain murmuringly; grumble, to utter words indistinctly or in a low tone, often as if talking to oneself; murmur.

Nagged - to find fault or complain in an irritating, wearisome, or relentless manner (often followed by at), to annoy by persistent faultfinding, complaints, or demands.

Proclaimed - to announce or declare in an official or formal manner, to announce or declare in an open or ostentatious way, to indicate or make known publicly or openly.

Recited - to give an account of, to repeat the words of, as from memory, especially in a formal manner.

Retorted - to reply to, usually in a sharp or retaliatory way; reply in kind to, to answer (an argument or the like) by another to the contrary.

Roared - to utter a loud, deep cry or howl, as in excitement, distress, or anger, or to laugh loudly or boisterously.

Scorned - to reject, refuse, or ignore with contempt or disdain.

Seethed - to be in a state of agitation or excitement.

Shrilled - betraying some strong emotion or attitude in an exaggerated amount, as antagonism or defensiveness.

Snarled - to growl threateningly or viciously, especially with a raised upper lip to bare the teeth, as a dog.

Snickered - to laugh in a half-suppressed, indecorous or disrespectful manner.

Snivelled - to weep or cry with sniffling, to utter with snivelling or sniffling.

Sneer - to smile, laugh, or contort the face in a manner that shows scorn or contempt.

Snorted - to express contempt, indignation, etc., by a similar sound.

Sobbed - to weep with a convulsive catching of the breath.

Taunted - to reproach in a sarcastic, insulting, or jeering manner.

Uttered - to give audible expression to; speak or pronounce: said.

Wailed - to express in wailing; cry or say in lamentation.

Waived - to refrain from claiming or insisting on; give up, to put aside or dismiss from consideration or discussion.

Weeped - to weep for (someone or something); mourn with tears or other expression of sorrow. 

Whimpered - a whimpering cry or sound, to cry with low, plaintive, broken sounds.

Whined - to utter a low, usually nasal, complaining cry or sound, as from uneasiness, discontent, peevishness, etc.

Yielded - to give up or surrender (oneself).