Reblog If You Think More Cis People Should Wear Pronoun Pins

Getting degraded by Yes Man would fucking rock because he can't outright call you a slut so it would have to manifest as:

>you sure know what you're doing down there!

>have you been practicing?

>you're a natural!

>yeah, that's right! take all of it... if you're able to, which I'm sure you are!

>wow! i can slide right in!

>do you do this with every securitron on the strip? just curious

I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”

an old con gag that will always be funny is someone cosplaying spy from tf2 in a group of people and they've got a different cosplay taped to their face to blend in

he’s such a cutie pie :3

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