Still Figuring Out Design Stuff

Natalan: Hey, you speak Spanish?

Cellbit: Yeah yeah. I’m married with a Mexican.

Natalan: (Misheard) You’re Mexican?

Cellbit: No, no. I’m married to one.

Natalan: Ah, okay.

Cellbit: I’m Brazilian.

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Cellbit: I know Spanish because I married Roier, who is my husband. He’s Mexican.

Natalan: Ah Roier.

Cellbit: Yeah yeah. Do you know Roier?

Natalan: Yeah I know him. Yeah he was my husband before as well.

Cellbit: What did you say?

Natalan: I’m serious.

Cellbit: What did you say? What did you say about my husband?

Natalan: No, uh, lets see. First of all he was my husband before.

Cellbit: Before where?

Natalan: Uhhh-

Baghera: Don’t speak about his husband.

Cellbit: He’s saying he was married to Roier.

Baghera: What? What are you saying?

Cellbit: That’s. No. He’s crazy. He’s not saying that.

Baghera: What are you saying?

Cellbit: Yeah what the fuck are you saying?

Natalan: I’m saying that I was married with Roier before Cellbit.

Baghera: You’re saying bullshit.

Natalan: No! What?

Baghera: Yeah.

Cellbit: Then what is his favorite color?

Baghera: You are an idiot.

Natalan: No you are an idiot-

Cellbit: Yeah you’re an idiot.

(Cellbit Kills Natalan)

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Cellbit: Hey, don’t you ever- You will never, never again, speak that name again, yeah?

Baghera: Yeah.

Cellbit: Never again. Never again.

Baghera: You don’t say the name anytime. No. It’s over.

Cellbit: You are never getting near him again.

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Cellbit: He is gone for you. He will be happy without me and without you. And he will never come back to this place! He will never return here!

Natalan: I’m just telling the truth. I’m just telling the truth.

Cellbit: He will never come back here! He will never come back here!

Natalan: I was married with Roier before you.

Cellbit: The past doesn't matter. The past doesn't matter.

(Baghera chainsaws Natalan)

Natalan: It’s just the truth! It’s just the truth, okay- I won’t say anything, okay- You’re killing me!

(Cellbit walks away)

experienced a trauma recently? you may be entitled to: a new fucking guy in your head

you can do whichever of these you like i just wanted to send more tofu pics. look at that thang

Looking at that thang!! creature of all time!!

here's cellbit and ?

Interesting... (I yielded, I'm back)

Submitted anonymously

Tribute Name: Cell

Age: 16-17 (I am taking anon's word here since there's so little information on the character or the original source material, so if anybody can give me evidence of Cell's age I would appreciate it)

Restrictions: Can only use tools and weapons supplied in the Hunger Games arena

Propaganda: "he kills and eats people and stuff. he ate a guys leg once and hes really smart. like a little too smart."

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Making good on last month's promise of Dude petting cat

'THIS IS NOT EXORCISM THIS IS MY DIARY'

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO I JUST WATCHED A SCUFFED MINECRAFT EXORCISM

normal childhood to have

I can't even remember anyhow the reason why I stopped the thoughts the blood has a taste that nothing surpasses and the hunting of the victims fills me with ecstasy I tried to contain myself I tried to suppress what I felt But I can't do it anymore I feel too free Every drop of blood that falls is going to be my payment For every single time that I had to close myself. Get ready little bear toc. toc.. toc...

We're so back guys

Today on fandude shenanigans: dolls.

Nemo has a new favorite toy (which is definitely probably demonic or something but hey, he's happy) and Faust got a P1/Redux Dude talking doll (he's very happy with it).