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this is a spider's world and we're just living in it

spider names:

and no Jon cannot actually tell them apart

'THIS IS NOT EXORCISM THIS IS MY DIARY'

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO I JUST WATCHED A SCUFFED MINECRAFT EXORCISM

Fuga Impossível era Catbit, my beloved

I like catbit, not because of qsmp or guapoduo lore. But because Fuga Impossível. I just like to imagine that the infamous King of Alcatraz, manipulative mass murderer and cannibal has cat ears on his head, I think its so funny

But maybe he strangles people with his tail idk, be careful

In my own reading, before this line, I honestly just assumed Meredith was what Novel Dude called his version of the demon.

Meredith being a random dead woman made much less sense. Why is she a random dead woman who gets brought up once?

The only kinda explanation for who the fuck Meredith is and it's a single line.

me: these are my friends!!!

them: yeah! you're my friend :)

me, every time: huh whuh??? your FRieedn??? Friend with me????? likes me????

I'll post this one too

I think it's safe to say someone got excited about this tidbit in the QSMP rewind.

Do you think that Bagi and Cellbit grew up with stories of their dead grandfather?

Do you think they heard about how he never returned from prison? How he must of died there?

Do you think when they were young, too young to understand, the twins promised they would grow up to be investigators and find their grandfather? Bagi was so close. Cellbit will never know. They kept part of their promise, isn't that something?

Is Cellbit named after his grandfather? They look a lot alike, don't they? Was his first brush with the paranormal trying to reach out for his grandfather?

Did Bagi find two near identical mugshots when looking for her brother? One of them is over forty years old at this point. Did she wonder if her family is cursed in someway?

Im sure someone has made this post already but just in case

Imagine it’s Doied in Roier’s body who realizes that little Pepito needs glasses- the tot keeps running into things, always squinting, always looking confused when someone points something out to Pepito. How Mariana of all people didn’t notice first is beyond him, but he’s stupid enough to believe Doied’s farce so he won’t complain.

Pepito is a reflection of him as a child, blindly stumbling around, unable to differentiate one blob from another, not being able to see his own twin properly, and well- what kind of father would he be if he didn’t fix his child’s problem?

Although his heart stings a bit when Pepito begins to cry happy tears, exclaiming that Pepito can finally see Pepito’s dad’s smile to the fullest, so it finally feels real.

demons and their dogs

stay away from the devil's pets, the town talk / minecraft hardcore games (feat. cellbit), badboyhalo / @mangofanarts, tumblr / grit, silas melvin / @mangofanarts, tumblr / dog bite prevention, wikipedia / tinakitten, qsmp wiki / @petrichormore, tumblr / i'm your man, mitski / tina & bagi clip, twitter / sarah, alex g / tina & bagi moment, twitter / watch dog, guard dog and attack dog, davis law group