Why Does Every Fanfic With Y/n Have To Be About Romance. Maybe I Just Want To Be Coworkers At Taco Bell

Be not afraid!

So a week ago, I sprained my ankle and couldn't walk for 3 days. I'm used to hiking at least an hour a day with my huskies so not being able to walk at all was driving me crazy. And in my jittery sedimentary state, I kept getting visions of this blursed being: a biblically accurate axolotl. There was nothing I could do but draw it. I'm all better now and able to walk again, now back to making less cursed art (maybe)

If I was a mage in the dungeon meshi universe, I'd figure out how to enchant living paintings and then commission some artists to paint me a bunch of pictures of magnificent feasts. Then I'd rent out a gallery space and charge entry to my Magical Food Hall, where you can eat as much of anything you want and not experience any of the consequences. Think of the possibilities. I'm not just talking about calories and weight loss here. I'd have a painting of a bakery where gluten-free people can gorge themselves on bread and cakes and then leap out of the painting before the vomiting sets in. I'd have an ice cream parlor for the lactose intolerant. One painting is just called "The Allergen Feast" and is a table laden with things like nuts, soy products, shellfish, etc. I'd have a painting of a county fair with the most insane types of fried food imaginable. I'm planning an expansion, but first I gotta consult some religious experts to see if eating imaginary painted food that isn't kosher/halal is technically against the rules or not.

Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."

Your body must be rested and fed if you wish to be a pervert.

if you abandon gender hard enough you can unlock the secret state of nirvana where all clothes give you the thrill of crossdressing

I made an art blog!

I made a little drawing of Astarion after not having drawn for ages, and remembered i wanted to make an art blog. So here is my blog debut!

When you use a book you really like for a school project, but now the book you once loved only reminds you of late nights spent stressing and everything you should have done better…

I’ve recently changed my phone wallpaper to shuffle between a bunch of photos of my friends, and it is so amazing. Now every time I look at my phone, I am reminded of my loved ones, and it’s making me really happy!

Ok, forget all that fandom nonsense, I was sent the most ridiculous image I've seen in m entire life to the point I couldn't even breathe from how hard I was laughing and my brain has been reset.