Funniest Fandoms Are Where The Fans Are Like, "I'm Obsessed With This. I Don't Recommend It Even Slightly."

Never underestimate how emotionally attached you can get to a good pair of boots. A good pair of boots will start feeling like your wife after a while. If you're really normal about it

people are getting high as fuck on new stupid drug called "night drawing" its making them stay iup all the goddamn night drawing. and brother let me tell you. the drawings. not even good

what if we kissed... under the missle toad

Indie Art House Avant Garde YouTube Video Essay on a topic that nobody really cares about

Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.

"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks

Found that over at mastodon

my truest and most honest goal in life is to become that guy with all the inventory slots. im talking 6 pockets on my pants 10 on my jacket and a backpack big enough to hold a small human child. im talkin all the essentials on my personage at all times. you want first aid? i got you. you want a snack? say no more. want me to hold that for you? heh.... well they dont call me the inventory guy for nothing.

need 2 dance with someone in the kitchen. homosexually