Genuinely, I Think Watching Live Theatre Can Improve Your Media Literacy So Much

Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."

«Have fun, do things you’re bad at and don’t be afraid to be cringe!» I say, while my whole body physically cringes as soon as I’m reminded of anything I’ve ever done in my life…

I like to have fun with my gender, and not stress about it too much. I also usually cry about it at least a few times a week.

Anyone want to be the lesbian to my gender ambiguous ex-muppet?

I may lose followers for this but it needs to be said;

Marriage must follow traditional Christian values. I know that back when I was an emo witch, I did not believe this, but times have changed; I am different. I don't even listen to MCR anymore.

What do I mean by traditional Christian values in a marriage? I mean that the marriage must begin in a blood ritual between a lesbian and a gender ambiguous ex-muppet and end in a suprise crucifixion.

If you cannot accept my beliefs please simply unfollow unless you wish to be blocked.

There are few things that gives me more gender envy than watching theatre. Theatrical men in stage makeup, confident and secure in their masculinity, are everything I aspire to be!

Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:

- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain

- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck

- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap

- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill

- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard

- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style

Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.

It’s not easy being a goth with seasonal allergies

I am ready to enter my «erotic period», which is apparently what the legendary queer danish author H.C. Andersen called his slut era