I know Adam was shown to be forgetful at times in the show, but there were also times where he was super observant
I am bringing this up ‘cause please just imagine with me, Tasha taking the kids shopping pretty early into their time experiencing the world And at some point, they realize that Adam isn’t with them. So the remaining kids split off to look for him, and Bree finds him, with all the friendliness of a golden retriever, trying to talk to some random guy who looks Very Confused
“Adam, Tasha said we’re not supposed to wander off” “Gimme a minute, I’m trying to figure out where I’ve met this dude” Bree, well aware that they’ve only been going outside for like a month and the only adults they’ve met outside their parents are their teachers, is just like “Quit bugging strangers,” before throwing a quick apology to the guy and dragging Adam back to the others. Adam’s protesting the entire time that “Bree, I’m telling you I’ve seen that guy before”
And Douglas, who’s spent over a decade trying to determine and hunt down where Donald’s been hiding his kids, is just left standing in the bread aisle like
I'm a bit late to the WAD anniversary
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Found an Ao3 fic that has 250+ chapters and is still being updated. I mean, damn. It started in 2017 and recently updated 2 days ago. I will try to finish it both because I like what it's about and it would also feel like an insult if I didn't.
The Guide is quite literally the Wall Of Flesh packed into a human form, and I mean like fucking PACKED into this dense ass human shape. This means that the Guide is probably very tall/noticeably larger than most humans, and uncannily heavy hence being an entire fucking MEATWALL packed into a human shape. His arms are also slightly uneven since he has trouble molding himself into a perfect human shape.
The W.O.F. can shapeshift a bit in not only shape but also outside appearance, which is why the guide looks like a normal human.
Add on, he also respawns after the Wall Of Flesh fight, but pretends to be a different person even if it is blatantly obvious to all of the other NPCs [And possibly the player] that he is the same guide as before.
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