Goretober Day 1 Teeth

i haven’t seen anyone talk about the outfit descriptions in wuwa and i honestly don’t know if they’ve always been there or if that’s new bc outfits are a thing in the game now

BUT LIKE

who wrote these ????????

rovers is so borderline passive aggressive that every time i look at it i giggle

also. did that line single-handedly make the fact that rover doesn’t ever change clothes canon within the story?

mortefi’s only has one line that’s actually about the outfit (same goes for like half the characters). but we know damn well that most of the academy researchers are NOT dressed like him and that’s all you had to say pertaining to his outfit ????

some of the funniest ones are like baizhi’s where they try and convince you the outfit is practical. like no….it’s not…

you have her fighting tacet discords in a mini bodycon dress….

shout out to yuanwu for having a description that is genuinely (mostly) just about the outfit

and then shout out to aalto and youhu’s outfit descriptions for having absolutely NOTHING to do with their clothes

“Red is Carlotta’s color.”

but…

…pink…?

her outfit is pink….

i can forgive that solely for for the laugh i had when reading that last line because i refuse to accept that they wrote that unironically

and lastly, my personal favorite. jiyan.

because what do you mean ?????

i have so many questions !!!

you’re telling me that either:

1.) jué can just materialize an outfit at will and its certified drip magic ended up outliving its omnipotence

or

2.) jué, the sentinel of jinzhou, a deity, somehow communicated with a human to commission a custom tailored outfit. (maybe that’s why it appointed jinshi as magistrate right afterward….so it could impart its dreams of making jiyan its personal dress-up barbie girl by making her talk to a tailor for it…)

but no matter what the answer is, just remember that jué specifically curated an outfit for jiyan that leaves little to the imagination in the chest area.

unless jué genuinely thought that’s what the rest of the rangers dressed like. “based on the standard uniform”—THATS NOT EVEN REMOTELY WHAT THE RANGERS ARE DRESSED LIKE??

there’s probably more good ones but i don’t have like half of the characters

this game is ridiculous i love it dearly

@babtqftim-ask-blog @lucycasc512

Nightshade looking

Things Tessa would have loved doing if Cyn hadn’t freaking killed her:

Uzi in general.

Finding out that N and Uzi are dating.

Telling embarrassing stories about N in front of Uzi.

Stealing clothes and hair from all the skeletons on Copper 9 to play dress up with the drones.

N being tall enough to carry her on her shoulders.

Riding V’s pet sentinel. (She’d definitely call it a dingo)

Telling everyone V used to wear glasses and embarrassing her.

Watching horror movies with N, V, Uzi, and J.

Forcing J to be friends with the others against her will.

Being Uzi’s “I’ll help you bury a body and not ask questions” friend.

Going to drone prom and tearing up the dance floor.

Just… just finally being able to be her weird self without fear of judgement and having friends as creepy and strange as she was and… THIS GIRL DESERVED TO LIVE, DAMNIT!

Awww I hope you're having a great day/night day :D

yk, lot of the times, whenever I post, I always seem to recognize some of the people who still hang around

like, here are the users I very much recognize and smile at whenever I see their name in my notifications: @cookidemon , @katelyn-au , @evegyddgebh53bta4brgnst (your username is so random and I love it), @jess-is-toolazy , @universallyfreakturkeycolor (LOVE YOUR PFP!! gee I sure do wonder who drew it hhahsudhdidhusdg [it was me]), @coffeeav , @bidinonsense (HIHOO), and @ari-artist (I can't tag them for some reason 😭)

and trust me when I say this, I love it whenever I start to recognize some of y'all cuz I'm always like ":0 omg it's them!! one of my favorite people!! hello!! thank you for living and breathing!!" and just. it makes me happy to know ok

hope y'all are drinking, eating, sleeping, and living <3 /p

I decided to do a plant pattern

I have a request!🍪

(You are free to ignore that, of course ^-^')

Err... I would love to see you guys draw my OC Iris, but with a pattern from your imagination, here some examples:

Black+Dark Purple with a Grey piece of cloth.

Please..? 👉👈 Have a cookie ^-^/🍪

Have a good day/night!

Mob and Ritsu :]