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I'm trying to write a modern DivorceAU for WangXian, but I think I need some ideas. Overall, LWJ decides the divorce because the family pressures and is bad for the company, and Wei Wuxian leaves heartbroken, devoting his energy to becoming an eminence in the field of forensic medicine, taking out a couple of extra careers. (forensic psychology? chemistry?), (1/3)

2/2 and rolling in the bed of some rich subjects who pamper him … and little by little he begins to fall in love with the power he acquires. Problems with the police for drunk driving? That judge who gave him a dirty job will get him out of business without even finances. Need some free days at the prestigious university where he teach? The director gives them to him delighted, after all he can take advantage and fuck him in his office afterwards. Nobody say NO to him.

3/3) It becomes almost intoxicating, the power he achieves with sex and smiles. His bank account is secured, his bed is never empty. The loneliness he feel can be forgotten, sometimes. And then, 13 years later, Lan Wangji knocks on his door with a bouquet of flowers and an apology.

-

Slam the door in his face sweetie

“There are… so many reasons why I’m not accepting these flowers or your apology, Lan Wangji. Firstly, I don’t really do committed relationships anymore. I haven’t for more then a decade. Secondly, I don’t think I would have anything to gain by sleeping with you again aside from reopening mostly healed over wounds just to rub salt in them. Lastly, if I wasn’t good enough for you or your family all those years ago I certainly aren’t now. I think I would prefer not to see you again. Say hi to your brother for me.”

Hello thanks for the hcs for Little one they made my day! ❤ I'll ask you something if you don't mind! What do you think of how little the Wammy boys participated in the anime, the change they made to Near in the anime, and the fandom's hatred of the Wammy boys? Especially the hatred towards Near and Mello...

Hello Dear Anon! I am SO SORRY this got buried in my asks!!! I’m so glad you enjoyed my HCs for Little One. That makes me incredibly happy!🤗

Honestly, as much as I like the Anime, I really don’t think it did any of the Wammy Boys justice. They were the main characters for 5 and a half books and got their entire story crammed into 12 episodes (11 if you consider episode 26 is more of a recap???), so it makes sense that they feel lacking.

The worst part, for me anyway, is it felt like when episode 25 came and went, it was a big rush to get the anime over with & in that haste, the characters suffered for it. 

So let’s take a closer look at L’s successors and why they tend to not always be loved among DN fans. (Though keep in mind, regardless of how you look at it, sometime someone just doesn’t vibe with a character and that’s ok. Everyone enjoys fandom in their own way.)

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One of my favourite Untamed moments of NHS so far is the soft smile of "ah, home sweet home" while everybody else are clearly "is the Unclean Realm a supervillain lair?" So, a prompt: 5 times the Nie sect's perfectly ordinary sect things got everybody else freaked out, much to NHS' puzzlement.

1

Even Nie Huaisang would agree with the general consensus that he’s a useless good-for-nothing, which is why he doesn’t understand everyone’s expressions when he helped out in making dinner when they’re all night-hunting. Scorn he’d be used to, but everyone is just goggling as if he’d suddenly summoned lightning.

“Were you not planning on eating the boar or something?” he asked, looking around in confusion.

“You broke down the entire carcass into edible pieces in less than an incense stick’s worth of time,” Jiang Cheng said, voice a bit strangled. “Not just the meat pieces, but the offal, too.”

Nie Huaisang shrugged. “My clan were originally butchers. It’d be weirder if I didn’t know how to do that.”

“Could you do it to a person?” Wei Wuxian asked, eyes alight with mischief.

Jiang Cheng smacked him.

2

During the preparations for the Phoenix Mountain hunt, Wei Wuxian gets a brilliant idea and starts writing furiously on pieces of paper in one of the Jin sect’s sitting room.

“Can someone get me some blood? Human, ideally, but pig will do,” he asked at one point, having already scabbed up all his fingers in making draft talismans, and when a bowl was put next to him, he doesn’t think too much about it, only happy that it didn’t seem to ever empty.

After a while, he looked up and noticed that Baxia was propped up on the table next to him, dripping blood into his bowl. Definitely human, too. There was no apparent source for it.

He stared for a while, then went to find Nie Mingjue.

“Did you just stab someone?” he demanded, and Nie Mingjue shook his head. “Then does your sword just regularly drip blood?”

Nie Mingjue shrugged. “I’ve stabbed a lot of people. Why wouldn’t it?”

3

“I don’t know what the problem is,” Nie Huaisang protested. “You wanted me to watch him, he was tired, he asked for a bedtime story!”

“You told him the story about people getting made into meat pies!” Jiang Cheng hollered, holding a wailing Jin Ling in his arms. “Right after he’d had meat pies at dinner!”

“It’s tradition to tell that story over meat pies. Don’t you remember the first time I told you that story? You and Wei Wuxian both turned green.”

Jiang Cheng glared at him and comforted Jin Ling to no avail.

Nie Huaisang tapped the child’s shoulder with his fan. “Stop crying. You know what happens to little boys that lose their temper.”

Jin Ling stopped crying at once, his face pale.

Jiang Cheng looked at him, then back at a smiling Nie Huaisang, then back again. “What did you tell him now?!”

4

“Today’s not a good day for a visit,” Nie Huaisang said apologetically. “We get ghosts today.”

“You’re a cultivation clan and you allow ghosts?” Jiang Cheng scoffed.

“They come here to be purified. Anyway, they’re really cute ghosts.”

“…what?”

“Mostly animals,” Nie Huaisang said. “Side effect of cultivation by butchering – at first it was mostly livestock, but after a while we started getting all sorts. Drowned kittens, run over puppies, that sort of thing.”

“…there are puppies?” Jiang Cheng said blankly. “Ghost puppies?”

“Mm, yes. Do you want to pet some of them before they go? They’re usually not powerful enough to take more than a very small amount of yang energy, and petting them makes the purification process easier.”

“Right. Show me the way.”

5

Nie Mingjue was unconscious, having put himself between his sworn brothers and their enemies as they tried desperately to escape the trap they’d been lured into; he’d been stabbed, cut or whipped a number of times before they finally managed to break their way into the cave and escape. Lan Xichen had put him on his back, while Jin Guangyao carried Baxia, his fingers dipping down to caress the blade every few minutes.

“As much as I appreciate dage’s sacrifice, he’s probably the only one who knows his way around this maze,” Jin Guangyao said after they’d been wandering for nearly a shichen without finding anything but more cave, but he settles down a bit after Lan Xichen gives him a look. “I didn’t mean anything by it, erge, you know that. I just meant that it would be nice if we had a guide – ah!”

“What happened?”

“Dage’s saber – it bit me!”

Lan Xichen blinked. “…I’m sorry?”

“The beast head on the hilt! It bit me!” Jin Guangyao took another step, yelped again, and retreated.

Lan Xichen frowned thoughtfully and looked ahead, then turned to go down another fork. “Anything now?”

“No, it’s quiet. Why do you – no. Erge. We’re not following the directions given by a saber! Who would do that?”

“It’s not a saber, it’s Baxia,” Lan Xichen said calmly. “It’s fine. Nie Mingjue always did say Baxia had a better sense of direction than he did.”

“I thought he just meant that he didn’t have any,” Jin Guangyao said. “I didn’t think he meant…”

He trailed off, a strange look coming into his eyes.

“Do you think Baxia took it personally, back in the Sun Scorching Palace, when I said – ow!”

“Maybe you should consider apologizing,” Lan Xichen suggested, doing his best to hide a smile.

Yeah idk why I even drew these

Tbh I thought I had same face syndrome but looking at these now... maybe I don’t ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Near doesn’t sleep and neither do I

Lavender Dreams Sims Save File!

Hey guys! I’ve been working on a new save file for a while and its finally completed! This started off as me wanting to replace my old save file for personal use but other people was interested so here we are! ALL PACKS NEEDED! This is a CC-Free save! *download link at the very bottom of post* Lots: - Only 1 lot was created by me, all the others lots are from the gallery with the creators origin id in the description of the lot. I don’t take credit for any of the builds - All lots have been replace, except for : 3 apartments in San Myshuno (my game freezes whenever I try to enter BB mode in them so be careful, others haven’t had that problem so it maybe my game) The apartments in Evergreen Harbor (I liked them as basic starter apts) and 3 lots in Windenburg (the ruins, the buff and the house with the maze in the back) - Every world has at least 1 starter and other affordable houses - There are a few houses and apts that are unfurnished - Every world has at least 1 restaurant so dine out is definitely a must have - There is a wide arrange of spas, country clubs, restaurants, gyms, coffee shops, bowling alley/arcades, parks, etc. - I tried to make sure a lot of lots are family friendly Households: - Every pre-made got a makeover by me! - There are a few new households (thank you macvsp, xSimmyTeex, and @nomorebadtownies) - There is at least 1 new household added to the bigger worlds I also added some new holidays, I plan to add more sims and clubs to the save but that will be later. I would love any suggestion you have, I plan to keep this save file updated as much as possible!

I did a video overview and gave suggestions for townies at the end: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66NsSpbevB4&t=10s

Also if use this save file please tag #LDS-Save so I can see your feedback and what you do with it! Download

Fatal Journey: exists

My emotions and health:

In an interview Mello said, ‘At a certain point you just get tired of the way the other person breathes,’ and I took that pretty hard because I, personally, am infatuated with the way Mello breathes.

Near (via incorrect-deathnotequotes)