Do Ya Ever Bring Your Pet Up To A Mirror And Ur Like “that You”

Random guy: So is Hange Zoe like, y’know, with someone?

Levi: Now when you say ‘with someone’, do you mean as in ‘in a romantic/sexual/personal monogamous relationship with a man who will go to war with any and every fuckboi in this proximity for their heart’? Then the answer is yes.

Levi: Oh and that man is me, so I’ve got my fucking eye on you.

Levihan Week Day 4: Private/Season

My interpretation: Levi and Hanji wish to be alone together when they die… I tried…

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americans on twitter commenting on protests in Belarus saying shit like "this is whats gonna happen in november look closely" like... FUCK YOU!!! this isnt about your problems with Trump, dont compare 25 years of Lukashenko's presidency, who's literally called the last dictator of europe, with 4 years of Trump okay. just dont.

"Would you go down with your ship?"

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isnt it weird that we cant ride any other animals except horses. like if horses weren’t a thing humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. like riding animals just wouldn’t really be a thing. we should probably be more grateful to horses

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On Celegorm, I guess

Celegorm ran away from home to join the church. 

I think the Hunt of Orome can be reasonably defined as a religious order. More an order of knights than of monks, sure, but as they served Orome (basically a diety) directly, the religious aspect is explicit, I think

And when you think of it that way, you can say that Celegorm had a job. ln the religious structure of Valinor. Working for a god. I like the consider the Hunter of Oromë conservationists, tilling Eru’s land or whatever, and I don’t think that’s really an ‘out there’ interpretation. They’re gamekeepers. For the church.

Keeping all that in mind, what does that all mean for Celegorm’s character? Well, hot take of the day, I think it means that (as a character) Celegorm has more in common with Percy fucking Weasley than he does with Charlie Weasley. 

Let me explain (in a largely incoherent, jokey way).

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the tale of Aragorn and Arwen is a horror story, or a cautionary tale at least.

Every time I reread the Tale of Arwen and Aragorn I think…whether Tolkien intended it or not, this is a horror story about people casting Arwen into the role of Lúthien, a tragedy about someone being compared to a heroic ancestress because of her looks so many times that she might start to believe it– but in the end finds out that she is nothing like her. And she finds out too late.

The first meeting of Aragorn and Arwen is not about Arwen at all, but her ability to look like a figure out of song, which allows Aragorn to cast himself as a heroic Beren figure (and people love those who allow them to imagine being something more than they are);

For a moment Aragorn gazed in silence, but fearing that she would pass away and never be seen again, he called to her crying, Tinúviel, Tinúviel! even as Beren had done in the Elder Days long ago. Then the maiden tured to him and smiled, and she said: ‘Who are you? And why do you call me by that name?” And he answered: “Because I believe you to be indeed Lúthien Tinúviel of whom I was singing. But if you are not she, then you walk in her likeness.” “So many have said,” she answered gravely. “Yet her name is not mine.” 

And Arwen has grown up with the story of Beren and Lúthien. As long as she can remember people have seen Lúthien in her. 

Aragorn falls in love at first sight; but not in love with Arwen, not really, because he doesn’t know her. He falls in love with the image of Lúthien while singing of her; he falls in love with the idea of himself as heroic as Beren, too. Nothing is mentioned of Arwen having feelings for him at this point. It is not at all love at first sight as it was for B&L. In fact, Elrond says she likely thinks he is below her, not just in age or experience but in lineage. I don’t think he would lie, despite his lack of enthusiasm;

But as for Arwen the Fair, Lady of Imladris and of Lórien, Evenstar of her people, she is of lineage greater than yours, and she has lived in the world already so long that to her you are but as a yearling shoot beside a young birch of many summers. She is too far above you. And so, I think, it may well seem to her. But even if it were not so, and her heart turned towards you, I should still be grieved because of the doom that is laid on us.”

Luthien did most certainly did not care about Beren’s ‘great lineage’– which was not really much of one yet at the time, at least not one to impress the half-Ainu daughter of Thingol, who claimed to be King of all Beleriand. If there is any reason for their love at all (other than high doom)– it is maybe Beren’s personality. He kills no animal. He tries to be good in a very harsh world. He was about 32 years old, and unlikely to ever be King of anything.

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aleheather is in top 3 best ships in total drama... ya can’t convince me otherwise... i am a stubborn girl

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