Raise Your Hand If You’re Hopelessly Obsessed With Dead Poets And/or Authors That Have Been Dead For

not stanning mantis is a sin

the tea is that if mantis was a white, conventially pretty woman without an accent, she’d be adored and stanned far more and thats that

hello my hemophobic friends!

do not go under #hemophobia

especially in vulnerable state

there are some pretty triggering things over there

I advise you...

do not

my biggest regret today...

'my significant bother' lmaooo

my esteemed rival,

"I’m the only one who…" by ~SonneDark

so let me get this straight

after melkor comes along and ruins everybody’s fun on an even MORE cosmic level than usual by destroying the two trees of valinor in a plague of darkness, pretty much just out of pure spite, the valar go to fëanor like, “dude, hey, could we borrow your silmarils? of course we know they’re yours, but there’s just enough mojo in them to start rebuilding our trees which were, y’know, destroyed in a plague of darkness and all.”

and fëanor thinks about this for a minute or two. maybe he scratches his chin; maybe he clicks his tongue a few times, in a thoughtful sort of way. and then finally he’s like “well here’s the thing, and it’s kind of funny, we’ll probably laugh about it later, ha ha, but jokes aside they’re mine and i’m keeping them”

and then, just to be even more of a dick, he adds, “oh, and don’t even think about trying to force me to give them to you, because then you’ll be just as bad as melkor, check and mate etc etc.“ and then he probably shows them his middle finger or something, i don’t know, i’m not well-versed in noldor hand gestures.

and so the poor valar literally just have to turn round and go back to their horrible ruined tree city that’s all, like, razed to the ground and covered in a cloak of eternal night, all because fëanor is a whiny little pissbaby who doesn’t feel like giving up his Special Shinies.

i’ve said it once and i’ll say it again: ELVES ARE ASSHOLES

finland is fuckin wild, i swear

I've imagined it. It was hilarious...

Omg i ship it so hard ;-;

Imagine this.

Romania: Hey, Elizabeta. Are you cold?

Hungary: No… I’m actually quite warm. Why do you ask?

Romania: Oh, well, how about you shed off your clothes onto my bedroom floor, and we can really turn up the heat- *is cut off by a frying pan*

 (ง •̀ゝ•́)ง 

Or am I right?

Am I wrong?

Remembering their babysitters assistants ; -;

snk comics o vo