so let me get this straight
after melkor comes along and ruins everybody’s fun on an even MORE cosmic level than usual by destroying the two trees of valinor in a plague of darkness, pretty much just out of pure spite, the valar go to fëanor like, “dude, hey, could we borrow your silmarils? of course we know they’re yours, but there’s just enough mojo in them to start rebuilding our trees which were, y’know, destroyed in a plague of darkness and all.”
and fëanor thinks about this for a minute or two. maybe he scratches his chin; maybe he clicks his tongue a few times, in a thoughtful sort of way. and then finally he’s like “well here’s the thing, and it’s kind of funny, we’ll probably laugh about it later, ha ha, but jokes aside they’re mine and i’m keeping them”
and then, just to be even more of a dick, he adds, “oh, and don’t even think about trying to force me to give them to you, because then you’ll be just as bad as melkor, check and mate etc etc.“ and then he probably shows them his middle finger or something, i don’t know, i’m not well-versed in noldor hand gestures.
and so the poor valar literally just have to turn round and go back to their horrible ruined tree city that’s all, like, razed to the ground and covered in a cloak of eternal night, all because fëanor is a whiny little pissbaby who doesn’t feel like giving up his Special Shinies.
i’ve said it once and i’ll say it again: ELVES ARE ASSHOLES
Erza, Lucy, Levy, Juvia: *breathes*
Jellal, Natsu, Gajeel, Gray: I love you.
Mavis: *breathes*
Zeref: What business do you have being alive?
finland is fuckin wild, i swear
i feel like ‘fostered by elves’ definitely made Tuor and Turin Weird to humans and attractive to elves (as is actualy shown in the Narn to a degree I think)…
imagine how incredibly weird/messed up a child partially fostered by the Ainur/Valar in Valinor would be.
Am I talking about Fëanor again? Yes I am. Sure he was Finwe’s favourite child and he loved him. But Finwë was grieving, and King; which is to say his father was both overwhelmed by his emotions (which he ended up putting before the wellbeing of his child in the end) and busy. Finwë was also at least at some point during Feanor’s youth went to stay at Ingwe’s and was walking around on his own, at which point he fell in love with Indis, so he simply cannot have been around all the time.
There is also a note on Fëanor being the only elf to learn Valarin. And there is that note I quoted about Fëanor giving many jewels to the maiar of Lorien, presumably because or while they cared for his mother’s body.
…what I’m saying is… distressing/depressing idea of tiny child Fëanor tinkering away in the gardens of Lórien beside his mother’s ‘sleeping’ body while the maiar try to babysit him.
Not Fëanor learning Valarin as an adult because he’s a special linguistic genius (though that’s true) but simply because his babysitters were occasionally incorporeal beings who whispered a distressingly alive, sharp language into his tiny pointed ears.
omg this is the fucking saddest thing I have read... don't let this post die please... let this spread!
i was on a video call with my girlfriend again today from 2 pm to 5 pm, and we discussed the following:
she once again was unable to sign on for class due to wifi issues.
she hadn’t had any food or water yet
when she finally did eat, it was french toast
she didn’t get water, but instead a sprite, which at least has water in it
she has anorexia, along with another kind (arfid? i don’t remember) that isn’t very common, but it basically means she has to have certain foods at certain temperatures, which is why she likes cheez-its but not cheese
she ADHD, anxiety, ODD, OCD, ASD, and depression, and she’s going to be tested for tourette’s
her eating disorder started when she was six, and when she was eight she was on adderall when she was eight for about a year before she was taken off the medication, because if she had continued taking it she would have literally starved to death
the guidance counselor at our school told her that:
she didn’t look mentally disabled
she didn’t have an eating disorder, it was just the medication
she couldn’t use they/them pronouns
we both agreed that the previous school year wasn’t good for either of us because:
she pulled all-nighters every night
due to the constant all-nighters, she often fell asleep in class
she was mostly running off of anxiety
i would break down crying at least three times a day due to sheer stress
she was to stressed to eat, and i didn’t have the time
it took a serious toll on our mental, emotional, and physical health
there are a lot of things that a lot of people don’t understand, but please understand this: my girlfriend’s been through so much her whole life, and i can’t pretend that i know how hard it is, or that i’ve had it even nearly as bad as she has. she’s stuck inside and i want to help her so much, but i don’t know how to. so every note this post gets is a day she has to take good care of herself. she is an amazing person, and i hate seeing her hurting.
I couldn’t sleep because this was too funny @incorrect-bemorechill-quotes
Healthy, wholesome ships are the best ships
Just another day in the survey corps…ಠ_ಠ
Art/Comic by Estelle // Translation by Akaritakutranslations // Find this comic untranslated here // Reposting elsewhere is allowed but please give credit to the artist and translator
ep 6 of Arcane: why isn't anyone talking about powder/jinx drinking the same juice, in the same cup, like she did as a bby with vander aaaaa just unexpected feelz... that's too bittersweet for my wellbeing
someone give this girl a hug
Hanji child and Hanji adult
my blog is just random shit i find funny, don't expect anything from it ((art the in the avatar is not mine - it belongs to HEXAES)) PL/ENG/FR
143 posts