Makes Sense :3

Does anyone remember how jealous Gajeel got when he didn’t have a cat like all the other exceeds and then literally went looking through stray cats for one?

Cause I sure do.

continuing the b99 references because i’m unoriginal lol. also the End Times have got me unemployed and in need of a little lighthearted humor. (if you have anything to spare, i would appreciate a donation to my kofi)

Omfg... it's beautiful... I don't like Spamano and PruIta but... it's amazing

Untitled(Prussia/Italy)(Spain/Romano)

Czytaj dalej

so let me get this straight

after melkor comes along and ruins everybody’s fun on an even MORE cosmic level than usual by destroying the two trees of valinor in a plague of darkness, pretty much just out of pure spite, the valar go to fëanor like, “dude, hey, could we borrow your silmarils? of course we know they’re yours, but there’s just enough mojo in them to start rebuilding our trees which were, y’know, destroyed in a plague of darkness and all.”

and fëanor thinks about this for a minute or two. maybe he scratches his chin; maybe he clicks his tongue a few times, in a thoughtful sort of way. and then finally he’s like “well here’s the thing, and it’s kind of funny, we’ll probably laugh about it later, ha ha, but jokes aside they’re mine and i’m keeping them”

and then, just to be even more of a dick, he adds, “oh, and don’t even think about trying to force me to give them to you, because then you’ll be just as bad as melkor, check and mate etc etc.“ and then he probably shows them his middle finger or something, i don’t know, i’m not well-versed in noldor hand gestures.

and so the poor valar literally just have to turn round and go back to their horrible ruined tree city that’s all, like, razed to the ground and covered in a cloak of eternal night, all because fëanor is a whiny little pissbaby who doesn’t feel like giving up his Special Shinies.

i’ve said it once and i’ll say it again: ELVES ARE ASSHOLES

Sleep Deprived Levi: *yawns and grabs Erwin’s hand*

Erwin: *recoiling* Levi what the hell are you doing

Levi: oh sorry I thought you were Hange

Erwin: oh… that’s okay, Levi.

Levi:

Erwin:

Levi:

Erwin:

Levi:

Erwin: Levi, why would you be holding Hange’s hand?

Levi: *suddenly awake and speed walking away* GOOD DAY COMMANDER

i’ll stop making hamlet memes when i’m dead

RomHun and PruHun <3 I'm in paradise

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REBLOG IF YOU’RE STILL IN THE HETALIA FANDOM

WE WILL NOT LET IT DIE. NEVER.

that bake off is the most chaotic thing i saw this year and it's 2020... i love it <3

The Great Witcher Bake Off

insp by joey losing it

americans on twitter commenting on protests in Belarus saying shit like "this is whats gonna happen in november look closely" like... FUCK YOU!!! this isnt about your problems with Trump, dont compare 25 years of Lukashenko's presidency, who's literally called the last dictator of europe, with 4 years of Trump okay. just dont.