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Esse blog vai virar uma página de crítica

E voltamos novamente para mais uma crítica de filme.

 eu amo criticar as coisas

Infelizmente, na minha lista um dos tópicos mais criticados sou eu mesma.

Obrigada consciência 

Voltando a mais uma ilustre opinião de quem vos fala, o filme de hoje é:

(rufem os tambores) 

 A Q U A M A N

aplausos por favor

isso mesmo, um dos queridinhos da DC foi alvo da minha infame consciência.

Bem, quando assiti o filme pela primeIra vez eu tinha achado o máximo. A história era legal, transformou o cara que fala com peixes em um herói. Sim, eu sei que ele já era um, mas agora é um super.

A questão não é o enredo, muito menos o elenco, longe disso, todo mundo muito bonito, gostoso e tal. O negócio é...

E F E I T O S   E S P E C I A I S 

Como todo mundo sabe, os efeitos visuais da DC são... bem, da DC. cof cof mediocres cof cof. Não é o slow motion que estraga, não são os efeitos super gráficos que estragam. NÃO. É o mal uso deles.

Pelo amor de Deus,os caras simplesmente sumiram antes de chegarem numa profundidade em que a onda os cobriria,isso sem falar que a mãe dele aparece magicamente com roupas novas, uma coroa e continua com o cabelo horrível.

perfeito

Então, a frase do dia é:

“Se você tem dinheiro, gaste ele com lentes de contato que pareçam reais e não olhos de vidro” Achkar, Emee (2020)

Maravilhoso.

Their first encounter...

On her first day of college Marinette met Adrien Agreste, who was introduced to her by her new friends Alya and Nino and the young witch was charmed by the cheeky, playful blond who started his second year of studies. The first week was hectic and Marinette was occupied with her moving into the dormitory and had no time to talk to Adrien. But her thoughts returned back to him again and again, replaying the scenes of their first meeting.

And this is how Marinette met Felix Agreste....

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Well, here we go! This is my first attempt at making a short comic and I’m happy that I made it to page 5 at least. Of course in my head the images and layouts are pictured quite differently but for now this is what I can offer and I hope you guys enjoy my short sketches _(:3」z)_

Ideally I’d love to develop the story and characters’ relationships through these comics ( some ships just need some slow burn ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to make them more interesting ehehehe). I’m so excited to draw more of them!

And I like Marinette with slightly shorter hair for now because I think she looks adorable like this. As for Felix’s hair... oh boy. I really need to practice drawing his hairstyle more because the poor guy has a different hairstyle everywhere ಠ_ಠ

P.s. I am really bad at page composition .°(ಗдಗ。)°.

Please excuse my dumb ass （；＿；) I’ll try better next time I promise!

I should really start signing my art but it's so funny seeing it out in the wild and seeing people question its origins

Full version of Quirk Mishap Pt.2 🔥🌟You can read part 1 here. The final part (pt. 3) is now available to read on my Patreon or available to purchase on Gumroad! Read right to left!

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

can a homie get a hand to the throat

i love you

i love you

i love you

(id in alt)

Okay here’s my idea for a Batman movie:

Starts out with your typical low light, can barely see what’s happening fight scene between Batman and whatever villain of the day, but one that’s fairly recognizable. Then Batman arrives back at the cave, and immediately gets an alert on the computer. It’s from the Justice League, and oh no there’s some kind of emergency and he has to leave right now to prevent disaster or Hal from doing something stupid.

Bruce sighs, and informs Alfred that he’ll be leaving. Alfred takes this information in stride and asks, “And while you are gone?”

Bruce sighs much more dramatically, and then we cut to him coming through the kitchen door. The camera then shows like ten kids of various ages eating and having an argument about some game or something like that.

Bruce: “I have to go.”

Bruce:

Bruce:

*cricket sounds*

Bruce: “Stephanie is in charge while I’m gone.”

Cue fist pump from Stephanie and much complaining from everyone else who is arguing why they should be in charge. Bruce proceeds to remind each and every one of them what happened last time they were in charge.

The rest of the movie is the batkids. Bruce doesn’t appear again until the last five minutes. Alfred ensures everyone stays alive and relatively unharmed but other than that he leaves them to it. There is much glorious chaos. The movie is an action comedy with several gratuitous explosions.

I’d call it Batman: Legacy.

All the movie posters would be a dark, edgy batman like all the other batman movies. There would be the slightest hint of robin, or maybe even nightwing, but in such a way that you think it’s going to be a cameo sort of thing at the end to set up for another film.

so uhhh. yeah.