Their First Encounter...

🤜🏻👊🏻 mahoraga help me

I can’t believe Adrien wore a dress in canon For Real 😭💕💕💕💕 they Actually said gnc adrienette rights 👏

Quem é Gabigol?

“Diário de quarentena: Dia 13″

Beleza.

Primeira postagem e o assunto do twitter é “TaylorXGabigol”.

De verdade, eu não faço idéia de quem é Gabigol, sem maldade. A única coisa que eu sei sobre é que joga futebol. Aí vem a questão, por quê a Taylor Swift?

Tipo, eles são, literalmente, opostos.

Eu. estou. confusa.

. . .

Como é possível alguém comparar duas pessoas diferentes?!

Cara, ela é cantora, com uma carreira brilhante, fãs incríveis e músicas maravilhosas.

Ta certo que eu não curto muito ela, mas né, cantora da década.

Falando nisso, ouçam o último álbum dela, “Lover” esta Topíssimo.

E tem o Gabigol, Não conheço muito da carreira dele, mas para estar sendo “comparado” com Swift, o cara deve ser brabo.

Então, chegamos a conclusão que:

“Não existe cabimento para uma discussão inútil” Achkar, Emee (2020)

Enfim...

Chegamos ao fim desse dia com 20 neurônios a menos.

usem álcool em gel guys, noite

But never let me die without a struggle and without acclaim

funniest 'Jason Todd comes back as red hood and starts talking to the bats without telling that he is, in fact, Jason Todd' trope is where Red Hood starts becoming minorly friendly with the bats and lets slip that Jason Todd is indeed still alive, but not that he is him.

now this can result in multiple outcomes, however i think the funniest possible version is the version where while Dick is bemoaning about the loss of his little brother and how great Jason is and how he wants to talk to him again, and without a second of hesitation Red Hood just nods his head and goes 'oh yeah, hottest robin by far, too. sexy as shit, that guy is.'

this results in the entire bat family fully believing that Jason Todd was somehow revived and taken to the LOA where he met and fell in love with this murderous assassin known as Red Hood, and the two are currently in a relationship.

Jason, petty and pissed at his family, decides: holy shit that's funny. and he goes along with it, meaning there are multiple occasions where we get interactions such as

Batman, brooding on a rooftop: the second Robin... he has always had such a big heart.

Red Hood, cartwheeling in the background: big dick too, godDAMN

Batman: i am begging you to stop.

---

Nightwing: you're DATING my little brother? AND YOU WONT LET US TALK TO HIM?

Red Hood, full of shit: he's too busy visiting venues for our wedding next autumn. and before you ask, no, you're not invited.

Nightwing:

Batman: you mean to tell me, you're marrying my son, and you won't allow us to be at the wedding?

Red Hood: Jason's decision.

Batman:

Red Hood: Green Arrow's walking him down the isle

Batman: ok thats it-

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Red Robin: so is your fiance happy about all this crime lord murder stuff?!

Red Hood: my future trophy husband understands that if he's going to be able to sit and look pretty for me, then I need to bring home some serious cash, now stop interrupting my work.

Red Robin:

Red Hood:

Red Hood: for real tho, Jason's so hot-

Red Robin: STOP IT

bonus scene:

Dick: Damian, did you know about this?

Damian, hasn't been paying attention: know about what?

Dick: Jason's engaged to Red Hood!

Damian:

Damian, knows full well Jason is full of shit because he grew up with the guy in the league:

Damian: hes what now

Jason in the background: *violently gesturing death threats*

Damian:

Damian: yes. i'll be travelling home in the fall to be the flower boy. I believe Todd has already picked out my suit.

Dick:

that christmas, Bruce Wayne receives a card with an obviously photoshopped Red Hood that's got his arm around Jason's shoulders, who also has a photoshopped wedding dress on. Damian is stood in front of them, a 'just married' banner in his hands, looking very much like he was paid to be there.

Dick never forgives Jason for making him think that Alfred was invited to the wedding and he wasn't.

My 14 year old brother just took a drink of hot chocolate and hissed like he'd knocked back a shot of vodka then set it down and went "ah... that's the good stuff."

jjk student sukuna au

part 1 | 2 | 3 | 4

megumi meets yuuji!

also important to note, yuuji says sukuna is almost never home because sukuna usually stays in jujutsu tech dorms

me: *rolls over and goes back to sleep*

the necromancer who just spent several days constructing and performing a ritual to raise me from the dead:

Eyeliner ♦️