Lmao Wasn’t Evan A Horrible Person In Canon? Not Even Like A Funeralpllllll Likes Him 🤣

nah, because this is so right so have some of my Evan hc's

• He doesn't want people to worry about him and does keep his problems inside

• He smells like bit of vanilla, moist autumn forest, burnt wood and summer but it isnt too sweet at all

• I have to say it. FRENCH EVAN ROSIER.

• He LOVES cinnamon rolls.

• He's secretly obsessed with bracelets

• Evan is insanely good at dueling, but he's very nonchalant about it

• He cries when he is mad

• He can sense when people are looking and staring at him, he stares back until they leave in discomfort

• His smile. It's literally perfect and so pretty, it's usually sweet but obv he has the "Evan Rosier grin"

• Bit sadistic

• Low iron.

• He has anxiety, with panic attacks and such.

• Quietest skittle in public atleast

• He passes notes in class all time

• He has and needs reading glasses but doesn't use them.

• Is good at drawing

• Gay and Asexual/Demisexual

• Passive aggressive

• Lactose intolerant

• Allergic to milk and peanuts

• Evan was raised alot like Regulus and Sirius, the diffrence is that he didnt have anyone (if we dont think that Pandora is his sis)

• He always felt that he was a tool

• He didnt feel like he could change anything in his life, because he has been told and shown that he is powerless againt his family

I don't think we as a fandom give Evan Rosier enough time of day. we don't make him the focus of headcanons but instead make him a side character to Regulus or Barty. Long story short, he gets the Peter treatment, and that's not fair to either of them!! give me Evan headcanons that aren't just about Barty (even tho I love rosekiller). What's his favorite color? what's his patronus? Was he even a fighter or was he just dragged into the war to follow his friends? I want more people to talk about him.

If I see one more video that has the "name a more iconic duo than a twink and a redhead" audio and it's Andrew and Neil I'll punch a hole through a wall. Because either I don't know what a twink is anymore or we're reading different books because in what universe is the Andrew Joseph Minyard a TWINK.

me on august 5th 2025

Another year has passed, another year you get to be second

17th year you get to be the queen

Happy Birthday Kevin Day.

Ronan: My kink is doing stupid shit and watching Adam speed run the five stages of grief as he realises he still wants to fuck me

They're sickly in love your honor

one thing about the foxes that will always make me giddy is the team taking shots at their own goals knowing that andrew’s gonna catch the ball

drunk - @rosekillermicrofic - word count: 99

"You're drunk," Evan murmurs and Barty kisses down his neck, hands wandering up and down his sides.

"So?" His head is hazy. The alcohol has made things fuzzy, but one thing is clear: he wants. More than anything, he wants to belong to Evan, to be underneath him, to be taken by him until he forgets his own name. "I want you."

But Evan pulls backward, a tortured look on his face. "Yeah, Bee. Except you only want me because you're drunk. I want you all the time."

And then he's disappeared, leaving Barty cold and confused and alone.

at their wedding, rosekiller wouldn't cut a slice of cake for the other. they'd light a blunt for each other instead.

The hill I'm willing to die on is that Evan Rosier wouldn't listen to Arctic Monkeys or the Smiths. He would be a die hard Nightwish fan.