Me On August 5th 2025

oooo if yall saw the look my dog gave me when my alarm went off 2inches from her face at 5am.

The ebook has been submitted at both D2D and Amazon. Maybe it'll go live before I have to leave? (final big push of the move today -- leaving here in an hour to go disassemble furniture and load it onto a truck. 1000% bored of boxes)

my gallavich obsession is back, so get a sketch of the gays

And yet another has passed and another year he has lived

something i will always think about is trc and cars in trc.

all the parallels, they're calling my name, how every car reflects their owner in a way or another

Character, book, and author names under the cut

Neil Josten & Andrew Minyard- All for the Game by Nora Sakavic 

Wei Wuxian/Lan Wangji - Mo Dao Zu Shi/Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu

my - flag is that

1. Seth deserved to live

2. Seth deserved to get better

3. Seth was getting better

4. Fuck Riko

5.

also reminding you that he can sing

do you ever find it funny that Riko wanted to make a perfect team of players for the USA nation while he's Japanese, Kevin is half-Irish, Jean is French and Neil is half-British and the other half is Polish???

Like dude almost nothing about ur team is American tf do u want to do?!?!?

Will never ever everrr get over the boat scene in the dream thieves cause what do u mean there was so much hetero tension, with tits and male hornyness flying around that ronans only response is to laugh his head off??? Like for an uncomfortably long time?? Iconic kinda

talking about the emptiness of barty’s character in canon is making me sad so

Just Barty Crouch Jr Things™️

valedictorian but once fell asleep while dumpster diving for a single unopened blister pack of xanax

very… dexterous? good with anything precise that involves his hands. this means classical piano but also rolling freakishly perfect joints

major bad influence older cousin energy

like he’s driving you to soccer practice with one tattooed arm slung over the passenger seat, ray-bans dangling. he’s bitching about what’s on the radio. his random tinder date is on her phone in the backseat

singlehandedly keeping Liquid Death in business

that fall out boy katy perry cover where it’s like “i kissed a boy (to start a fight) and i liked it (he punched me 😈)”

pierced his dick. sorry

if james is a sports bro with a heart of gold then barty is the polar opposite of this. he looks like the sensitive alternative loner boy and has the soul of a douchey early 2000s dj who will steal money out of your purse after a one-night stand

but he’s also secretly sensitive. okay

””u up””

has exactly two modes: 1) listening to the cure 2) No Hands (feat Roscoe Dash) - Waka Flocka Flame

neither goth nor emo sorry that would be too much work. his edginess is both unintentional and completely effortless

INSANELY observant

has a knight complex but slightly to the left. had to be reasoned out of killing evan’s situationships with a hammer (chivalrously!)

barty has really loud ENERGY but his actual personality is pretty quiet and calculating. however he WILL nonchalantly pick regulus up at the most inconvenient times, everyone is screaming, reg is screaming… he thinks it’s soooo funny

he always smells the way that sparkling water tastes. like….. inexplicably clean

your bartender coworker who is always in the stockroom coaching his adorable tiny mom through her divorce over facetime while exasperatedly hitting a juul

could potentially have a heart under all that grime (maybe put him through a car wash?)

Ronan: My kink is doing stupid shit and watching Adam speed run the five stages of grief as he realises he still wants to fuck me