Is A Bad Piggy

do you know how to twerk

What.

These are my tf2 OC's. The scout and spy, a lovable father & son who are alien-human hybrids duo who protect each other and bond together. So what do you think of them?

Interesting..

I have a uterus tho. Why do I need another. ALSO WHO IN THE HELL ASKED THAT.

Would u get Spy pregnant yes or no

*holds mic up to you*

He does not have a baboon uterus just yet.

DID YOU USE FUCKING GOOGLE TRANSLATE!?

Mon Cher..

Je t'aime et j'aimerais un homme de la campagne apaisant comme toi... ta voix est si apaisante et tu me traites si bien... mieux que n'importe quel homme ne l'a jamais fait..

-Jacqueline Von Geons

My word,, are you.. is this,, a confession? Do you,, really mean all that? I,, I dunno what to say.. you and your fancy french talk has me all aflutter ,, I guess it really is the language of love,, heheh.. uh.. shucks..

Do you maybe wanna go on a date or,, maybe visit one of those nice lil restaurants you like.. maybe even sit at a café?..

Well, I mean, idiot probably isn't the nicest word. - Chef Anon

It’s the PERFECT word.

How do you feel about the blu spy? Is the rest of the team aware of Spy’s head in Medic’a freezer (he got moved to the freezer cause he’s on tumblr or smth like that)

I have mixed feelings about the blu spy. He is yet, just another Ex partner of mine.

Hallo, Spy!

I am vorking on something, and I believe you take liking to makeup, hmm?

I am creating zhings out of human blood! (Such as hm.. blush, lip balms, lip stick, eyeliner..) Very poetic, romantic even! Don't you think? Vould you be interested?

I’m calling the administration.

Bold of you to assume I was assuming something.

whats under the mask

Long hair and Pearl earrings.

Question that'll help a lot and totally won't be relaid to Medic: do you know how the blu spy handles stress or non?

I’m not answering.

[if i could so] [submit] [a/an] inquiry, [how/what] [do/are] your SAPPERS work. i think it is [important/necessary/VITAL to know how\n works. [thanks/thank you]

I don’t even know myself, Mon husband made them for me. Ask him, @onebrighteyedbuilder