I Have Successfully Infiltrated The Tumblr Etiquette System.

Every time I go to do a silly little shitpost I stop and go hmm. Will this expose my inner psyche? Then I simply do not hit post(tm).

So, I candied some orange peel today. Naturally, as a consequence due to the law of equivalent exchange, I have created a metric fuckton of orange simple syrup, and. . . this shit tastes exactly like fruitloops??? Why????

I need a hero right now (science side of tumblr)

Hi hello Terzo lovers community are we losing our minds. I'm going to try painting him; wish me luck. Feel free to comment on the outfit because I was trying my hand at designing something and it went from say yes to the dress to say yes to the SLUT.

amateur detective who solves crimes out of curiosity and then just. doesn't bother to tell anyone the identity of the perpetrator

Apparently I forgot to verify my email. I am now afraid.

THIS

The "Did you know? Rome Colosseum carved into teeth" factoid is funny and currently living in my head rent free

I know not what Miette looks like but only that this mysterious cat has had such a profound impact on my life

Bring it on.

You see: with the ability to have two weapons in monster hunter wilds, it will allow me to take 2 hunting horns for the perfect bard showdown. Become the alpha bard if you will.

Me, staring at TikTok, who is under an interrogation light: "What have you done..?"

*Glances back at Tumblr live* "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"

Ghost just teased the crap out of us. Put up the billboard and laughed when the video dropped. The Ghouls and Ghulehs are cackling. Papa V must be very SHY and DEMURE remove your hands sir I beg of you