Holy Communion is just the veggie burger of ritualistic cannibalism
I FUCKING FOUND IT! the bad batch one that exists not the one I was looking for for over an hour before I remembered it was the wrong Fandom
Anyway it's called
A Shift in the Galaxy by Lif61(UltimateFandomTrash) and it's from a nerodivergent tech week series
I can't find this on fanfic and i swear I'm going insane 5 miunits ago I was convinced it was a marauders fic but now that I'm thinking about it more it might have been bad batch but god fucking damn it I need this as a marauders fic!!!
What the fic actually is is crosshair is techs safety person so when he leave tech starts writing letters to him that he hides in his room but after tech dies and crosshair comes back crosshair finds the letters and reads them and it's from hid pov
But now imagine a marauders edition of this where Regulus writes Sirius letters after he left but never sends them just keeps them in a box in his room then years later when Sirius is living in grimmaul place(is that how you spell that idk) Sirius finally works up the courage to go in his brother's room (which obviously kretcher Katcher Kracher htf do you spell the little elf's name has kept perfect) anyway when Sirius goes into Reg room he find and reads the letter and it would all be gloriously depressing
So anyway I did go insane I found the bad batch fic and I need the marauders version on my desk by Monday
I've Had this tabed for 2 hours trying to find this damn fic I Remember It Now I'm Not Crazy I JUST NEED TO FIND THE FUCKER
Update on my earbuds being quicky and only registering base so I'm listening to corpse... The song fuk u lol sounds rEaLy wEiRd and somewhat Demønic as The only thing I hear is him glitching in and out screaming fuck you- secondly anytime someone else is singing all I hear is the screaming in the background... Suffice to say I know know a good way to scare the cowardly and superstitious just play corpse music with only the base~
Got to love it when the organ trying to get you to kill yourself isn't your brain 🙃
Bruh I feel like Im stuck in some sort of weird limbo like I'm between hyper fixations at the moment and my friend keeps trying to get me to watch sk8 the infinity and I want to I really want to but I also want to go back to one of my old hyperfixations ....
Like my friend I do desperately want to watch the gay catastrophe that is sk8 the infinity but I also want to rewatch the entirety of supernatural and also reread this one very specific HP fanfic about the Marauders
Like ADHD WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS AJDBSJSJXV
Ok so aperently this was a love scam thing that people usually pull on the elderly and my autistic ass just completely missed the mark trying to get us back on topic to the insurance thing he was supposed to be selling me that I don't qualify for like my mind was fully just "sir your a telemarketer, aren't you supposed to be marketing me something can we just get back to that so I can say no and hang up i don't know how to respond to you flirting with me when you refuse to take a hint" but also I mentioned being a 20 something college student what money do you think I have for you to scam to begin with if ither of us was gonna be asking for money it would have been me???
I never thought I would be proposed to by a telemarker but I guess sometimes things happen???
One second your trying to tell someone your too young for Medicare please stop calling the next they ask if your single then propose cuz your voice sounds nice? Only for it to end with them flirting for 10 minutes while trying to arrange a date from half way across the country.
I know this is a joke but I desperately need this to happen
musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction
This was kinda rushed and I'm not sure I like it i might either keep working on it or redo it
random shit idiots welcome anthropology major histor minor G pronouns: all (I horde them like a dragon)
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