Dumbass-smolgayitalian - ...

Me: you know mom I'm pretty sure non of your kids are nerotypical

Mom: well yeah they where all vaccinated

Me internally: excuse me bitch what the fuck

Variation of the skull I did awhile ago

This theory should not stay in the notes-

are you telling me the p.m. stands for patrick matthew

is p.m. seymour just the reverse matpat

I never thought I would be proposed to by a telemarker but I guess sometimes things happen???

One second your trying to tell someone your too young for Medicare please stop calling the next they ask if your single then propose cuz your voice sounds nice? Only for it to end with them flirting for 10 minutes while trying to arrange a date from half way across the country.

Burb has been sent to burb prison for burb crimes

you can huff and puff all you want but Im not letinn you out fEthErS 

Did this in art class today it's a statue called the rape of Persephone but my art teacher thought it was Apollo and Daphne