Taking Trains Is Weird Cuz Sometime There Are So Many Extra Seats You Can Have 4 All To Yourself Without

YOUR SKIN CRAWING IS A METEPHOR!!

Your not it's supposed to feel like there's something crawling on you the phrase your skin crawling is met metaphorically!

THIS IS ANOTHER TYPE OF HALLUCINATION!

This theory should not stay in the notes-

are you telling me the p.m. stands for patrick matthew

is p.m. seymour just the reverse matpat

I found a movie that looks like Harry potter but with talking dogs it's called the wizard of paws and this is my initial reaction completely unedited and also one hundred percent done with voice to talk because i'm lazy.

Evil, bad guy looks like stereotypical evil bad guy, no, really. The first scene is like 2 guys running around one in white and huddled over himself and the other guy all in black with greasy hair and half looking like a bad rip-off of Johnny Depp. But worse and living out of a trailer park yet somehow trying to look rich, just goes running after him while exploding trees, but if b. Really bad cgi, so the tree just kind of disappears.After he points a stick at it

This movie feels like it was made in nineteen 1999 with a budget in the negative

The script is so bad and forced It's almost funny

I had to look it up so I hit pause.But this movie is from 2014!!

The dog has yet to talk

The script makes it feel like this was written by a 10-year-old no, seriously, this moved. You feels half like someone's student film or like. Oh a family movie that somehow had special effects. But the special effectsIf it's a real movie kind of feel like, oh, you can tell whoever whatever production studio made this was just really poor

The dog is really cute.Ten out of ten would recommend specifically for ozzy, the dog

A third of a way through the movie and the main character finally has both a personality and emotions. Unlike the rest of the cast

THE DOG TALKS!

The child is now officially readable, he finds out he can use magic and just does it for his chores.

The small child bully looks like spike from christmas with the cranks.Except in like a black wife, beater with stains all over somehow

Dead good magician is very cryptic and half talks and riddles, but answers, no questions

Wait a second is only halfway through the movie. And the main character is not even half way through the movie, and the main character is already fighting up against the big bad guy and whitney.What?It's not even halfway through the movie.What do you mean

Mister tiny becoming tiny, is not my favorite

✨️Prestigitation✨️

There's an entire talentro arc, and that's fine, but I was not expecting the bully to have like two seconds of screenshot ing on screen or for it to immediately switch over to kids doing the cup song

Screw tinyThe dog does sarcasm.This is now my favorite

DOGGOS

Oh my godIs there a love story in here?These kids are like ten

There is no god stop it.Please let this just be a pure friendship.Friendship be this friendship

Why are ninety percent of the interactions in this movie?People being ablist to the fact that the main character is a service dog

Oh my god emotions, emotions, no, get away from me

¿¿¿¿Frog?????

Is the maiden? Is the main premise of this movie that the kid does magic at? Talentros, but is real magic. And has talking dog. What is this movie?

This movie with magic and a talking dog that is also magic is about a child. Entering a large talent show to win money, so they aren't evicted.

This movie with a talking dog, it's about a child going to a teletrow to save his house

Nevermind, maybe evil magician shows up at a talent show will update.

No don't leave whack a mole the child

BIG DOGGO

~the magic school busss~

Anti drunk driving psa ( is talking down the drunk driver? What's going to save his dad? No, no Sam was killed by evil magician, not drunk drivers. They explicitly showed evil magician.)

"The magic may be gone but the magic was inside you all along"

No no no you see the magic is dog

I was coming in second place in a talent show magic your dad back alive. There's only six more minutes they're not going to explain that

Never mind, they spend the next 6 minutes describing how him time-traveling and drawing talking down a drunk driver is. In fact, what saved his dad? It just took nothing another half of the movie for that, to process and the timeline. And it actually to work

So I saw this this somewhere that was like 'if gen z was religious we would probably call god daddy not big G' but like I had this pastor once who after seeing the word Abba in the bible translated it to daddy and ended up calling god daddy god, and he would leed pray by starting 'daddy god please' Wich for SE reason in retrospect sounds kinky. But yeah he head the entire youth group referring to god as daddy god for like a month

Hiding pride flags in my homophobic parents basement!part #1!

More a loose collection of thing that are secretly gay then actual pride flags.

So far they suspect nothing.

Hiding pride flags in my homophobic parents basement#3

They still suspect nothing subtlety is key

Why is it that when you go under the hallucinations tag it's just kpop

I wanna talk to other people who have the Horrors not whatever thus is

So my earbuds broke and now only registered base so I guess I'm listening to corpse for the foreseeable future

Merry Christmas everybody,

For this Christmas am I going to pretend to be a normal human being for once? No. No I am not. Am I going hide in the corner avoiding my family while lisining to buzzfeed unsolved and reading a book on poison? Yes. Yes I am. Should my family be concerned? Probably-

Happy saturnalia my fellow Freaks-