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Julius "Curly" Caesar a bald man who's name means hairy girl bossed too close to the sun and as a result was dramatically penetrated 23 ...by knifes already 2069 slutty slutty years ago

Good by drama queen you would have loved twitter

Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day

Its all acab and don't talk to the pigs and the system is fucked till someone threatens to kill you then everyone like 'call the cops' 'you need to go to the cops' 'you should call the cops'

Bitch I don't wanna do paperwork I've got finals in 2 weeks

I Have Been Tricked. I AM BETTRAYED. This Cookie is evil???

I grab cookie Greek Cresent, Cresent moon shaped covered in powder sugar. Me try to bite cookie and it is rock??? Me try again it is cookie, but why rock? I finally bite into cookie and It Is NOT GREEK CRESENT!?!? ITS BASCUTT! Why? How? Why? Why is the biscott on the plate with the Greek Cresents?? But More Importantly WHY IS THE BISCOTTI DISGUISED AS GREEK CRESENTS!?!? I would think Nan did this with malice but she's not there enough for that! This Wasn't Intential! So why is the biscott cresent shaped but What Sane Person Puts POWDERED SUGAR ON BISCOTTI?!?!

at this point my family needs to just stop buying oatmeal or except that it comes with extra protein

i went to make oatmeal cookies only to realize that the oatmeal had bugs in it after I added the oats

finding like colonies of the almost microscopic bugs in specifically our oatmeal has become so comen that there like a 60/40 chance that any time I go to eat some their there and I normally don't find them until I've already made the thing and at a certent point you just go fuck it like your already eating when you spot the fucker at that point whats more gonna do

but my parents make stuff with oats all the time and almost never find them like are they just old and going blind or am I cursed

I want to be admitted

"To an asylum?" I hear you ask

No a morge

So the great thing about lowlight hallucinations is you shine a light on somthing it disappears....

And I have hallucinations of large spiders and sometimes bugs

All this to say i shined a likt on a spider AND IT DIDNT FUCKING DISAPPEAR!

Keep in mind i hallucinate large spiders like large large spiders like big and this Fucker Didn't DISAPPEAR!

And to top it all of you want a combination from hell add tactical hallucinations to all this...you know the one where you feel like there's bugs crawling on you

Hears all the witch craft that I hide in the basement of my christian parents house

The Santa clause 1 movie really said acab didn't it

I absolutely hate water color maybe if I had an instructor actually instruct it wouldn't be so bad but noooo

I keep trying to be silent cuz my roommates like to sleep in but god forbid you have to get up for any reason ciz if I shift my wait even slightly my bed bed starts creaking like the joints of en elderly man