Okay Gang Since A Grand Total Of One ☝ Of You Is Curious About The Show (that Person Is Em/peachy Hello

why does tumblr keep fucking with my background picture quality smh 

I just logged on to tumblr and saw 99+ notifications what happened 

hello requesters 

HIII how are you? :3 just discovered your page hehe and you seem really nice :D

YOOO hello hello!! Welcome to my page!! I hope you like the silly little writings that I'm doing :]]

as for how im doing, well

the sonic the hedgehog posts that i reblogged are getting more notes than my actual writing..... is this a sign i should write for the sonic franchise

heya! is it okay to ask for Wukong and Macaque x a chubby, trans male reader? like the reader is insecure about his body, but Wukong and Macaque helps him feel better?

Hello!! I hope you like this; I'm not really an expert in writing trans readers and dysphoria, but I do want to learn more on how to!!

Wukong and Macaque x chubby! trans! male! reader that's insecure about how he looks

Wukong

Wukong understands why you're insecure. He doesn't agree with it, of course not! You're the most handsome person ever! But he gets why you can feel that way

He tries to make you feel better by cracking some jokes. Anything to see you smile and forget about those bad thoughts

Things like "C'mon, you're amazing! I mean, look at me. I'm a literal stone monkey, and there are people out there that think I'm a smokeshow! I mean, they aren't wrong but..."

Loves your chub. He makes sure you know how much he loves your chub. Always sleeps on top of you and kisses your belly

He offers up to take a ride on his cloud to take your mind off it, or maybe just take a stroll around the mountain

If not, he'll probably get some snacks and cuddle up with you on his couch watching TV shows. Keeps telling you how GREAT you are for cuddling and how amazing you are

You're his boyfriend after all! If you managed to keep this cocky monkey under control, then you're just as amazing as he is!! (Maybe even more amazing)

Macaque

Oh, Mac totally gets where you're coming from. He uses a glamour to hide what he really looks like, so he gets what you're feeling

Tries his best at comforting you. He's not the best with... words. He can tell you what you want to hear, but he doesn't want it to be so empty

So he takes down his glamour in front of you, for the first time ever. This is a really vulnerable moment for him, so bear with him as he tries to muster up the courage to speak

Tells you that he understands your feelings, but for him, you're the most perfect guy he's seen. He's quite the looker and got some attention from some people before, sure, but that was because he got his glamour on. You're the first person to ever see what he really looks like

Him taking his glamour off was his way of comforting you. Saying things like "I don't think I'm all that good looking either. But if you still love me, even if I look like this, then why shouldn't I love you back? You're the most perfect person in the world to me."

Mac doesn't really care about looks all that much. He seriously thinks you're the greatest, regardless of what you look like. He makes sure to tell you that every single day!!

And you know he means it, because his glamour is always off whenever you're around :]]

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Hope this was good! Wukong's was more optimistic while Mac was more emotional. That's mostly because I think Wukong would try cheering you up using jokes and reassurances while Mac reveals to you what he looks like in a show of trust and comfort.

Wukong has no problem with being genuine, but Mac does, so the only way I could see him trying to comfort you was basically showing you his own version of "woah you're just like me fr" /j

Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

Penis blast hilarious

Hey I'm bored send in your worst/best dating sim I wanna test it since I never tried and feels obligated as someone with no romance intentions or romantic attraction

-🐢 anon

WOAH ARO 🐢 ANON REAL??? /POS

anyways, I don't really play any dating sims (is aroace) BUT there is this one dating sim that I like and it's called 'Fools Gold: Dice, Death and Dating'. It's a DND dating sim with characters from DingoDoodle's DND series!!

It's literally so fucking funny (both the series and the dating sim) I'd love to see your reaction to it.

Here's a link if you wanna try it!

Cryodon Games

Fool's Gold: Dice, Death & Dating by Cryodon Games

Fool's Gold: Dice, Death & Dating is a TTRPG-inspired dating adventure game in which you, a daring adventurer, dive into the world's deadlie

May I request a wukong x reader who has insomnia

Sure thing! I myself don't have insomnia, so if I get some things wrong, someone tell me! I don't like spreading misinformation about stuff like that

Wukong x reader with insomnia

Okay so I know this is going to sound weird, but literally when you first told him about your insomnia, he immediately asked if it was because of his loud ass snoring

This is assuming you guys both sleep in the same room btw!! But when you say that it isn't (though it kind of does bother you a tiny bit) he starts looking up ways on how to help you deal with your insomnia

Insomnia is mostly caused because of one's lifestyle, or something that's making the person have a messed up sleep schedule, so once he realizes that he is going to demand that you take a vacation

He does it very subtly though. Like he keeps dropping hints here and there for you to take a vacation, or at the very least take some breaks

He whines that you aren't paying enough attention to him and forcibly removes you from your work and cuddles you in your bed

You literally can't fight him, he is so much stronger than you

Just give in, he gives the best cuddles anyways

Full on gives you a strict bedtime and wake time you gotta keep consistent with. If he finds that out you're one minute late, he is at your side IMMEDIATELY

Becomes your new exercise coach. You guys jog together and do some basic exercises early in the morning. If you ever complain about it he'll just smile and tell you to keep on going because you're doing such a great job right now and it would be a shame to just stop!!

Tries his best to help you limit your naps. Which is hard for him because he LOVES afternoon naps with you. He sucks it up though, because he really wants you to be healthy

Forbids you in taking coffee/alcohol. Instead he insists that you start drinking some tea instead. He won't force you to, but it's a healthier alternative and could help you greatly with your insomnia

If you end up liking the tea, he'll get you a whole ass bag of it. Don't ask where it's from.

He goes to Sandy and asks for some tea recommendations to help with sleep. It ends up working really well, and it tastes great too!

He doesn't know much about mortal things like this, so he tries really hard to help you with it. He's searching the internet for remedies and asking MK and the gang for help. Wukong even once considered using some mystical substance to help you, but he puts that on the back burner for now, because he wants to learn more natural ways to help you than resorting to that

Wukong really does love you and can be a bit overbearing during these. If you tell him to tone it down he will, but he still tries to help you.

You're his partner! You deserve a good nights sleep!!

Seriously though, if you still have insomnia after all this, he's throwing hands with any and all dream gods

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Hope you liked this!! A bit shorter than the other things I wrote, but this was super fun to write!!

Man i touched a bible for the first time even though I just read a few pages it was cursed.

Also god made periods i don't like him

-🐢 anon

can i just say that recently every message you send gives me whiplash like everytime /pos

like i was just logging into my tumblr and i see "man i touched a bible for the first time" in my notifs and i was like ???? who what why when

and honestly valid i think god deserves to bleed for coming up with that idea