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Blog Birthday

so apparently, my blog is officially one year old. I honestly forgot when I made this blog, but YIPPEE!!!

Ayo the fnaf trailer was lit William is kinda a DILF tho - you know who it is

Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

Penis blast hilarious

sonic the hedgehog tumblr dashboard simulator

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got held up in traffic today cause some noob couldnt drive the fucking loop-de-loop. lmfao fucking coward

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ok but robotnik's kind of a dilf tho

🌫 wispgender Follow

he's literally a war criminal can we NOT do this tumblr

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@wispgender dont u literally simp for nominatus like who is one to talk

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NOMINATUS ISN'T REAL????

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that you know of

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what

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🔷 sonicinthewild

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saw sonic the hedgehog irl once. he showed up at my village, released 30 feral pickys in the town hall, paid the ice cream vendor roughly a thousand rings for a single chili dog, told me not to waste my life worrying about the little things, and then caused a fucking tornado

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ok and??? you're not special

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THIS WAS A PERSONAL POST GO AWAAAAY

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🌠 chaoinspace2electricboogaloo

sucks that sticks the badger hates all technology you know she would do NUMBERS on here

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being an islander be like "are those the kind of eggsplosions i should worry about or the kind of eggsplosions that are gonna repair our crops, fix the economy, and bring my dead grandma back to life"

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being a continenter be like "oh great what primordial diety has risen from the grave to block traffic and fight a 15yo today"

🥭 chao-official

being a chao be like "chao chao chao chao chao"

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you said it my mans

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hold on if sonic the hedgehog is jewish then how is he santa claus

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dont question him

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hey guys real question are human/mobian relationships problematic

💠 extremegayr Follow

op is about to start the anthro church schism of the fifteenth year all over again

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ok but in all seriousness did your mom never teach you that part of history

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someone doesn't know about the united federations public school system

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what the fuck is a public school

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are we gonna talk about op's chaos radiation fetish

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OP'S WHAT NOW

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ok but am i the only one who thinks that the public school system would be a good idea if handled right? like i know it's traditional to learn from your parents and then experience the world on our own from the ages of 7-13 but like combining all our knowledge and learning together doesnt seem like a bad idea

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bitch that's what the internet is for

🌅 s0leanna-apple-barrell

yeah where else am i gonna learn to make infinite chaos emeralds

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"infinite chaos emeralds" that's called the phantom ruby

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everybody on this site has brain damage

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yeah. from the radiation

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🐸 froggysfriend

caught this today

🏝 digginginthegroundfortubers

if anything happens to this blog i genuinely hope eggman blows us all up as punishment

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🐊 teamchaotixofficial

Hey guys! Sorry to do this again but rent's a little tight this month :( If we've ever solved a case for you guys or made you guys smile, please consider sending a ko-fi our way! we just need a few rings to get through the month <3

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do we ever talk about that time the sky turned blood-red and shadow the hedgehog's demon dad descended from on high to murder us all and we only barely survived

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shadow fixed it it's fine

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yeah that was like twelve apocalypses ago move on

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kinda wanted to bang black doom tbh

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THE DEVIL???? FROM THE BIBLE????

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yeah. move over gayboy i'm boutta be shadow's new dad

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starting a conspiracy that time hasnt moved since 2006

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why the fuck was i shadowbanned after posting this

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tfw you finally save up enough rings for ice cream and you go outside and get hit by swatbot pieces and the rings just go fuckin everywhere

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🌌 h-o-l-o-l-y-n-x

so did y'all see that genesis wave or was it just me

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the virgin tweeter "if you use a bad word in the same tweet as the word 'cream' you get obliterated off the site" vs this chad site of "i want to put knuckles back in a microwave"

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BACK????

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ok posting my first fanart to this site pls be nice! <3

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why does tails look like he's always about to say "it fucken WIMDY"

🦊 miles-prower-official

Hello, @emeraldfwuitgummy!

I actually quote that image on a constant basis! Sonic thinks it's hilarious every time. He's quite the fan of memes, and it's nice to get a laugh out of him!

Formally,

Dr. Miles "Tails" Prower, PHD

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SO WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT TAILS WAS ON THIS FUCKING SITE OR--

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do. do you not know he created tailblr. dude it's in the name lmao

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he

WHAT

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didn't eggman invent this site???

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THE EGG ABANDONED SCRAMBLR IN ITS TIME OF NEED AND THE FOX RAISED US FROM THE ASHES. YOU WILL NOT DISRESPECT HIM

🦊 miles-prower-official

Hello, @milfwisp and @veganswatbot!

Very good question! This site was Eggman's until I ate his bones. Thank you for engaging! :D

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Dr. Miles "Tails" Prower, PHD

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YOU

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🌭 sonicsays

what's not clicking

I didnt mean for this to be late but the urge to reply was STRONG WOO

this sounds so cool?? DBK and Iron Fan not trusting Red Son AT ALL, even to the point where they dont trust him to get married is SO FUCKING FUNNY- Red Son you have zero rizz

HOLY SHIT X OC CONTENT!! W MICHEAL AFTON!! Riley's character and story is so 👀 to me... Let me dissect this rq actually... Riley loses so many connections in her old life because of her actions would honestly suit her so well w Micheal... Not only that but her having a friend after so many changes is so sweet... Their meet cute being them knocking into each other on their bikes and forming a rivalry bcs of their similarities is SO FUNNY BCS ITS LITERALLY PEAK TEENAGE BULLSHITTERY ITS SO CUTE,, Idk much about Riley but I feel like her character compliments Mike's so well,, AND THEM MEETING BEFORE CC/EVAN DIES? DUDE.... THE HEARTBREAKING ANGST POTENTIAL...

Ohh I've watched Into the Florpus a few times!! Good for the Nav for having basic survival instincts, I always thought that he should've straight up left for an escape pod during the movie LMAOO- kudos to him for having common sense!! The Tallest trying to punish him, only to have it backfire because the Nav literally KNOWS how to NAVIGATE the ship and successfully escape genuinely sounds like something that could some out the show. Like, yeah that would happen wouldnt it /pos!! The set up for him meeting Lard Nar is so interesting,, Again, idk much about Invader Zim, but the character looks so cool!! The concept of an Irken who was sentenced to death simply because he wanted to live paired with the guy who LEADS a resistance AGAINST the Irkens, and could therefore understand/sympathize with Nav is so interesting!! This sounds like a fic that I would read despite having no knowledge on the fandom, and still 100% enjoy it!!

MIRACULAS LADYBUG JUMPSCARE?? I used to watch the early seasons of it when I was younger but didnt continue for... I actually dont remember... But I have seen some commentary videos on it and HOLY SHIT,,,, Chloe's character was done SO DIRTY I feel so sorry for her,,, Chloe u deserved better

Yahoo done!! Can I just say you lowkey come up with SUCH GOOD CONCEPTS like!! These?? These are SO DAMN GOOD, the set up and characters and possibilities are so interesting, and I could genuinely see these as full blown fics I would read, its awesome!! Ur super creative, I love seeing these ideas :DD

📖 its me again 😈 do u mayhaps have any more ideas,,,

Sure do!~ here's a few more!

1: (Untitled) A Red Son x Reader LMK arranged marriage/rivals to lovers where Princess Iron fan and DBK are unconfident in their son's ability to do anything right- including finding a spouse worthy of carrying on their great family line. so, they pick one for him. you are the finest soldier in the demon bull corps; smart, strong, capable- you have never failed an assignment, and that's not about to change anytime soon. they assign you to their son's side so that you can grow closer under the guise of you being his aid in attempting to retrieve the monkey king's staff- killing two birds with one stone. Unfortunately, you aren't exactly Red Son's biggest fan, finding his haughty attitude beyond irritating. this wasn't fair to either of you, like hell you would let it go forward. Since Iron fan and DBK hadn't told their son what they were up to or straight-up forced him to tie the knot with you, you guessed that they wanted him to choose you of his own free will- something you are certain would never happen. Your plan was to put everything you had into getting that staff back and absolutly nothing into getting red son to like you. Of course youll have to fake some sort of repour when prying eyes are watching otherwise the jig is up and your bosses will find out your disobeying orders. But it should be fine, your confident that you can manage. You can beat up one measely deleviery boy. You can tollerate Red son for as long as you need to. You can get him to cooperate with the neritive without clueing him in. You wont lose.

2:(Untitled) A Micheal Afton x OC FNAF. Riley moves in with her grandparents after getting kicked out of her old school for getting into a bad fight with the principals daughter. she hates it. she liked her old school and her old friends just fine, most of all she liked her old house. but she doesn't have must of a choice in the matter, her mom cant drop everything to drive her two hours every morning with her hospital jobs hours, so moving in with her grand parents who live within walking distance of her new school is the next best thing. her first night in town, she goes boarding and accidentally knocks some guy off a bike. they don't make a great first impression on each other, but they'll have to learn to get along as long as they're classmates. the more time they spend together, the more they begrudgingly realize they have in common. this leads to a lot of rivalry, fighting and an unrealized awkward tension between them. also, they meet right before Even/CC dies so... yeah :) angst. :)

3:(The Right Path) a Laard Nar x Navigator Invader Zim fic where Nav saves the massive from sailing into the Florpus at the last second by going against the Tallest's command. everyone lived! however, the tallest we not too pleased with his disobedience. so, they had him thrown in a holding cell and scheduled for a Pak wipe. of course, having literally been born to pilot the massive, he knew the ship like the back of his hand. he escaped to a random planet on a stolen voot cruiser. on that planet he wanders, until he comes upon Resisty HQ by complete coincidence.

BONUS! 4: (All Hail Queen Bee!) a Miraculous Ladybug Re-write/Fix-it where Chloe gets to keep the bee miraculous and her character development because I'm bitter & petty. i... i could give a run down about it but there's just so much and yet not nearly enough to talk about. if i tried, id just end up ranting, it honestly needs its own post but i just wanted to let ya know it exists in my brain.

IM GLAD U LIKE IT!!! it's been a while since I've been in either fandom, but... I might go back to it one day... Hopefully!!

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i fr put all of the fandoms ive written for in a wheel of names and it landed on ROTTMNT,, i have NOT been in that fandom for a while, zamn!!

Not sure if this counts, but I used to have this one crossover idea of Rise of the TMNT and Lego Monkie kid mixed in with a reader insert. My reasoning on why they crossed over was because they were both animated by the same company, and therefore took place in the same world (or at least, that was how it was in the story).

Reader was Macaque's student and inherited some of his shadowy powers, and somehow gets transported halfway across the world from China to New York City! It's there they would meet the Turtles and would agree to teach them how to better harness their mystic energy, in return for a place to stay while Reader figures out how to get back home.

Then they would gradually fall in love, yadda yadda... I remember Reader and Donnie having this sort of Rivals to Lovers dynamic, where Reader would insist that magic/mystical powers are superior while Donnie would insist that technology was superior. And because they both have a big ego, they'd butt heads a lot lmao.

I'm,,, not sure if this counts,,, Because I have technically written and published this?? But it's on another platform, and I never got past 2 chapters and the Turtles weren't even introduced yet, despite me having so many plot points planned out.

Erm... U know what this still counts. Bcs I say so 😁😁

Ty for the ask!! I have a lot more ideas in different fandoms if anyone else wants to join in!!

Happy birthday to the silent blog 🥳🎉

-🐢 anon

YEAHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BLOG 🎉🎉

and oh man ur right,, my ass has really not been posting much here huh,, my bad-

not sure when i'll be able to get back into the rhythm of making new x reader requests since i've been pretty busy these past few days, especially with Sonic the Fucking Hedgehog (affectionate) on the brain like 24/7. And I still gotta watch s4 of LMK.... I haven't been that far into ROTTMNT either....

Welp! What happens happens. Here's to hoping in the future, I'll get back to the swing of things and start working on my old requests (still VERY sorry to people who sent them in </33). I might even post some STH x readers here and there, if I'm lucky!

But for now, happy birthday to this goofy blog! Yippee!!

IM BACK GIRLIES AND GALS AND FRUITY PAL'S

I switched Tumblr accounts so was absent for a while but I'm back 👁️😘

-🐢 anon

HOLY SHIT 🐢 ANON IS BACK YOU GUYS!!!!

HELLO HELLO WELCOME BACK I WAS WONDERING WHERE YOU WERE!!! Good to know you havent died or anything /j LMAOOO

Hey Duck! How was your New Years and Christmas? Mine went pretty well! I was mostly alone, but that’s fine to me. 🤔 It’s been a hot minute since I checked in… I was wondering if you’d like to take our endless rambles to the dms and reveal the true identity of peach anon!! WHAHAHAhahah- *starts choking*

-🍑 anon

It was pretty good!! Me and my family spent the entire day/s doing kareoke lmaooo- i hope u had fun during ur christmas + new years!!

WOAHHH PEACH ANON REAVEAL... FUCK YEAH DUDE LETS oh wait no 🍑 ANON ARE YOU OKAY OH FUCK 🍑 ANON

SLAPS UR BACK COME BACK TO ME 🍑 ANON U CANT DIE YET!!!!!

Hello duck! Sorry for the late response. Life is a bit crazy. I’m glad my presence and my rambles are welcomed with open arms here!

For your question, I’m not sure which trivia you know... Especially if it’s about Sun Wukong… however, I suppose one of the most interesting facts I’ve learned is that the original Six-eared Macaque actually never was said to have six ears. The six-eared actually refers to the six senses, sight, hearing, smell, taste, touch, and mind.

Also, did you see about the new Black Myth: Wukong game? I heard about it weeks ago, but it finally has a release date now! I’m so excited for it.

Lastly, I have been absolutely binge watching anything from Cy yu, aka Alejandro Saab, the new voice actor for Macaque. (RIP Billy Kametz, a dear friend of Alejandro Saab) It absolutely broke my heart to hear that when he took on Billy’s roles, he had Billy’s voice playing over and over just trying to do his best to replicate his voice… I can’t even imagine how hard that must’ve been to do… but he did so well! I hope he gets all the praises he deserves.

Anyways, I hope things are going well for you. Christmas is just around the corner, and I’m hoping you’re spending much of your time with loved ones!

-🍑 anon

Life do be crazy like that. I'm sorry my response is so late as well- hopefully both of our lives get a bit easier soon!!

ooohhh fr? thats super cool ngl!! wonder where the six ear thing being just hearing came from,,, kinda obvious why, bcs u know. EARS. but a cool fact nonetheless!!

YOOO I HAVENT!!! I think i remember watching a demo gameplay of it when I was still in my JTTW/LMK phase. So hyped to see it release soon, cuz it looked great!! Hope you get one once it releases!!!!!

Yeah,, haven't watched s4 yet cuz I lost interest in the fandom at that point, but hearing about Bill's death was so shocking. It's super sweet that his friend got the role. I'm sure he did great!!

What things have u watched that features Alejandro Saab btw? Voice acting be crazy because sometimes I'd search up a voice actor and find out that they also voiced a character from a different show that I liked? And also sometimes get extreme whiplash from the differences in characters?

Case in point: Did you know Daran Norris, voice actor of Cosmo from the Fairly Odd Parents, also voiced Knockout the super sexy transformer from Transformers Prime? LOOK UP KNOCKOUT AND LISTEN TO HIS VOICE. THE FUCKING RANGE. I WAS NEVER THE SAME AFTER KNOWING THIS.

Ty 🍑 anon!!! I hope christmas treats u well too!!! I actually did celebrate something with my family + cousins today, it was nice seeing them again!!

oughh idk how to end this but RAHHH ADVANCED CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!!