Please Work, Potato Of Good Luck :')

Kamitani-core

"Wow, your glasses really suit your face!"

Thanks but please don't say that right after I took them off

Me: *wakes up before my alarm* You know this feels very nice, actually...

*alarm rings reminding me of the shit I need to get done*

Me: *filled with sudden anger* CHAOS I CALL TO YOU

As It Was by Harry Styles and Nothing's New by Rio Romeo are both opposites of each other and somehow still feel like personal attacks against me.

As they repeat the same line over and over again I feel this sinking feeling of misery and nostalgia at once.

The best songs can rip you apart or put you back together.

Jake Chillinhall

Quite proud of him for growing into such a distinguished gentleman of fine calibre

Hi, reader. Remember that children book series you adored? Here’s how old the characters would be now.

Percy Jackson - turning 31 this August (The Lightening Thief was published in 2005. Percy was twelve.)

Amy and Dan Cahill - 30 and 27 (The 39 Clues wiki page puts Amy as born in 1994 and Dan in 1997.)

Sabrina and Daphne Grimm - 30 and 26 (The Fairytale Dectectives was published in 2005. Sabrina was 11. Daphne was 7. Some disagreement on the fandom wiki for their birth years compared to publication date.)

Artemis Fowl - 38 (The first book was published in 2001. Artemis was 12.)

And the real kicker?

Junie B. Jones would be 37. (The first book was published in 1992. She was 5 in the series.)

I hope you all feel as old as I do.

ATTENTION!!!

THERE IS AN IMMENSELY IMPORTANT IMAGE OF A HIGHLY SMOOSHABLE SMOOSHER!!!!

This is the best thing I've seen all day

Fav Character: *breathes*

Me: I STAN THEM

Author: Oh Well....

Fav Character: *stops breathing*

Me: oH sHeT