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I'm wishing for either life or death because I am tired of being stuck somewhere in between.

Simply existing.

Quite proud of him for growing into such a distinguished gentleman of fine calibre

Buy 1, get 4 free.

Cat distribution system

I hate pranksters.

Like what if you accidentally come back from the future or become a mage or go to an alternate universe and tell ME about it and I DON'T believe you because you pull shit like that normally.

THE DRAMA I WOULD MISS.

And what if it is a prank and I believe you??

I'll never trust you again, you scoundrel toying with my emotions.

Die :)

Jake Chillinhall

I'm the most traumatised person my age I know

As It Was by Harry Styles and Nothing's New by Rio Romeo are both opposites of each other and somehow still feel like personal attacks against me.

As they repeat the same line over and over again I feel this sinking feeling of misery and nostalgia at once.

The best songs can rip you apart or put you back together.

This is the best thing I've seen all day

There is pain in acceptance. It's a stage of grief for a reason, I suppose...

WHY does no one remember that the name of Piper's ZIT is BOB.

Small Bob

Titan Bob

ZIT BOB

No thank you.