AND ANOTHER ONE‼️🐐🇦🇷

James: We’re f-f-flying on a broom

Remus: Destination Snivelus’ room

Peter: Pass the mic right over to-

All: SIRIUS!

James: We forgot Sirius…

Peter: But we cant turn back any-time soon!

Remus: We have to turn back though, we can’t leave him… that was a good rhyme tho…

in deep narrator voice: they didn’t turn back

*cut to sirius listening to radiohead feeling empty inside*

about that marauders football au:

it would be obvious to put snape in the death eaters’ team (in this case real madrid cause fuck them) but i think bc in cannon he’s not that appreciated he’d be a referee

(those who know about real vardrid get me)

like he’d whistle in slytherin’s favour and accept bribes for them hoping to be accepted into their little cult like team

also who did you think gryffindor’s and slytherin’s coaches would be???

mcgonagall and slughorn feels wrong

miranda would be on the board of directors probably like a scout director looking for young talents (yes she was the one who found sirius and asked him to sign for gryffindor)

and we ALL know poppy would be on the medical staff

she was the one who treated remus on his injury and later mentored him to work alongside her (for reference check out the tags for my other marauders football au drabbles)

MY pookie🫶🫶🫶

whoever said he was holding spain back can (un)kindly 🤐

the more i look at joost klein the more i think he's 21st century koroviev

not so friendly reminder to tua screenwriters that when a male and female are stuck somewhere together for years even it doesn’t automatically mean that they have to kiss 😀

anything that upsets cristiano ronaldo makes me so so happy it’s crazy

anyone here who’s read the modification series??

im suffering from severe withdrawal syndrome and i want my estela and tom back :(

i’m trying ti read other tr fics but none if them hit the same, i feel like he’s cheating lol

i didn’t even like tr as a love interest that much until that fic

yes peraltiago is so percabeth coded

because wdym jake’s mother was left by his father, amy craves academic validation and to be recognised by her parents just like her siblings, they love each other in the most genuine way possible and sarcasm is their love language??

if you told me brooklyn 99 was a percy jackson au i would believe you no questions asked.

pre season’s gonna hurt like a bitch

pedri injured and out for like a month….araujo injured and out for like two months….the season hasn’t even begun yet and barça is already suffering