To Prosim Pekne Asi Budu Ja☝️

Do care + did ask + please don't stop talking + kissing you + kissing you + kissing you + kissing you + kissing you + kissing you + kissing you

IM SO PISSED OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO EAT SWEETS AND CHOCOLATE BUT THERE ARE NONE IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOVIANS: GET IN THE TARDIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRAB YOUR SWIMSUITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOMESTUCK

My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

IT'S WORM WEDNESDAY MY DUDES

Happy Worm Wednesday everyone, today I will *checks notes* turn into a worm and DM my girlfriend

do you have a crush on me? have you had a crush on me? will you have a crush on me? when will you have a crush on me?

When can we finally stop with the shitty "ehw men" jokes? Why is it obvious for everyone that it's not okay to say "ehw females suck" but then it's okay to say "Men are disgusting"?

Or when a woman posts "I fell love with a man even though I could've fallen in love with a woman :("

And the entire comment section will be full of "My condolences" "RIP" "I hope you get well soon"

IT'S NEVER OKAY TO MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE FOR SOMETHING THAT IS TOTALLY OUT OF THEIR CONTROL

Everyone should have the right to be and love whoever they want. All that happens when you hate on men as a gender is that you make people feel unsafe around you.

Trans men

People who are bisexual and openly express their attraction to men

People who express masculinity in their gender

Transmascs

Straight trans fems

Gay men/attraction towards men

When can we finally stop spreading hate and just be kind to each other? Like gender doesn't say shit about what kind of person someone is wtf just be nice to each other

Sincerely, a pissed of trans man that just had to read the same old joke of "Men are so disgusting" again

TERFS and Radfems will be blocked on sight. You have no space on my blog fuck off this is a trans safe space

Zaslechnuto na střední škole

"Pane učiteli, to je vaše moč?"

"Prší protože byla nějak vysoká ....ta vlhkost."

"Sto roků v šatně žil, mlčel jsem."

"Občas jsem trochu průprdnější"

"Každá palačinka, dobrá palačinka"

"Vztahy na začátku první světové - kdo s kým? proč? a za kolik?"

"Můj hroch stále nemá tričko."

"Ona vypadá jak Miloš Zeman"

"Dokud se nespáříte, tak vás nepustím!" *Pouštění Careless whisper dvoum plošticím* *Pouštění Cbat dvoum plošticím*

"já myslím, že Hurvínek by ustál waterboarding"

"kde máš zbytek svého otce?"

"Mentálně jsem na dně, ale geograficky jsem v prdeli."

"Freud se v hrobě tetelí."

"Děti nepodpalujte."

"Tahle učebna nemá žádné feng shui!"

"Pokřti mě ve slivovici, ať je že mě vesničan!"