Hey Man, I Wish I Had Some Actual Profound Words Of Advice And Encouragement But I Am But A Man Too.

GIRLS AND GUYS AND GAYS PLEASE LET ME FLIRT WITH YOU WHILE I COOK ANYTHING YOU DESIRE

Forget about fancy dates, i wanna flirt with you in kitchen while cooking for you

never ask a woman her age, a man his salary or a teenage girl what happened to her when she was thirteen.

do you have a crush on me? have you had a crush on me? will you have a crush on me? when will you have a crush on me?

Hadejte kdo dal vypoved sefovi Sašovi hlaskou z pelisku

all Czechs know how to do is get drunk, complain about everything, quote Pelíšky and lie

Just... Waow

Downloading it, so excited for the toxic yuri! <3

omg guys but have you played portal you should play portal

im like if someones deadbeat loser unemployed boyfriend was a girl with a job

DEER GOD

i’m fucking obsessed w her

My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

So for the past 12 days in honor of valentines day I’ve been making daily comics based off true stories about making my ex cry during my toxic first relationship (”times my ex made me cry” would be…a much darker comic.) Plz enjoy, it was very cathartic for me to make!