In Case It Wasn't Clear: DOGE Is Working With Russia, Providing A Backdoor For SOMEONE In Russia To Login

building legos date interrupted by 3 hour make out session

the surprising amount of art of furries shooting insane ropes but having a completely unaffected facial expression is so strange to me . and thats as an unemotive austistic person

ohh yeah im a real piece of shit 👍 job please

OH MY GOD, SAME (except I also absolutely love Kuromi :3) btw here's my Miku Cinamonroll figure!!

GUYS I CAN FINALLY POST AGAIN WOO ILL RESPOND TO EVERYONE SOON

yk my anxious dumbass thought i got banned or sum

HELP WHY DO I HAVE MY PERSONAL TRANSLATOR

Btw the quote was "You know what Saša? Go fuck yourself"

all Czechs know how to do is get drunk, complain about everything, quote Pelíšky and lie

Th blnc ws dstrd lng g. Thr r n vwls nmr. Nw trnslt ths

"Miluji tě<3"

@dr-houses-left-buttcheek

Subject: Regarding Your Translation Requests 🦑📜

Dear Nico,

I regret to inform you that I can no longer serve as your translator, interpreter, or spiritual linguist.

You see, last Tuesday at precisely 3:47 AM, I was visited in a dream by a sentient dictionary named Merriam-Webscream. She informed me, in fluent Morse code and interpretive dance, that continuing to translate for you would disrupt the ancient balance between vowels and consonants. Apparently, the fate of the English language now rests on me speaking only in riddles and sound effects until the next lunar eclipse.

Additionally, my pet iguana (who is actually a licensed psychic) foresaw that if I translated one more sentence for you, the moon would fall out of orbit, and all toast would be permanently burned on one side. I can't let that happen. I love toast. The crust symmetry must be preserved.

So, effective immediately, I shall be communicating only through interpretive eyebrow raises and the occasional honk. 🫨🔊

Please respect my journey.

In confused commitment to nonsense, Ash Licensed Professional in Absolutely Nothing Founder of the “No Translate, Only Chaos” movement™

Drunk, not high, but actually the average age of a person's first cigarette is 12 lol. You can't get that high from them though.

Most people drink like once a month at parties, it's not like there are 12 year olds who drink rum every night.

I usually drink beer and/or vodka cuz I love the taste. I love to go drink beer with my classmates after school (still studying, most people are in school until around 25) but you can't really get much drunk from 1-2 beers, I drink it mostly for the taste.

Dear Russians ,

I have a sincere question.

....

IS IT F🍺KING TRUE U GUYS DRINK AT THE AGE OF 13 ?!?!

ME

Smart girls who’s brains short circuit when they’re horny.

Tumblr as promised, here's my Mpreg Dr. House x Shadow the Hedgehog, hope you like it<3

I will draw (for free ofc) anything you comment!!!