Lore (:

Benjamin slides out of the shadows as he grabs the doors and a similar sound as a wood chipper sound starts beneath the phone head as he starts eating the doors.

Thank you very much

Got any doors? (:

Yeap if you want you can take some……don’t ask why I have a bunch of doors-

"Ye, you can eat the lemon dude."

Great! A mouth on his chest appears as he grabs the lemon and throws it in, he makes a shiver motion ”quite sour aint it?”  # walks away shaking their head mumbling something

you drink a cup of tea and say tuesday and water in an accent then you automatically become british

the brutish anon

I don’t think the few tea’s I drink is “qualified as actual tea” to be honest. Atleast in British standards heh. I do got some blue tea what turns purple when you add lemon though!

Besides no offense but I don’t want to be British!

BATTERIES FUCK YEAH!

“bug proceeds to eat all the batteries before running away laughing” THANK YOUUUUUU

Got any batteries?

Take ‘em

(I just woke up sorry for the bad art)

HE IS BACK

WHITE SUBURBAN DAD HENRY

Here ya go :D (I mean using a decoder is quicker but eh I was bored and wanted to do something)

Ifmmp!1!

Random question, but is this Netherlands location any different from the one in California that I work at, y'know, the one with the freaky orange guy as my boss- (also sorry to hear about your frog, Void -Lemony)

Well! While it’s still a Freddy’s location I think it’s a lot better than usual! For instance you get paid actual money! And the food is actually fresh! + we have some exclusive Dutch foods! You’d just have to deal with me being slightly cryptic! And maybe the other employees haha, just don’t go snooping (:

Because some things are better left forgotten (:

# share with us your wisdom

Is a hotdog a sandwich or a taco

I would say, abiding the cube rule it is a taco, but if it encases the whole sausage it would be sushi…I suppose?

What have they seen?

(:

THATS SO COOL DUDE!!!!!! GVUHJGKUIJHIKO:JN THANk YOUU!!