Smallfry Attack

being

I just wanna give him a spa day… face mask… massages… all of it…

not a single thought in his head

i hope leon gets another obsessive ex boyfriend type antagonist like krauser.

still do enjoy a good simmons/leon dynamic, but the sheer madness of metaltango. need a crazy bitch like jack again.

one that'd ask, "how far do you squirt?" while trying to rip out leon's throat.

the toxic yaoi potential with whiskey dilf leon? listen to me.

I’m not a violent dog… I don’t know why I bite

“lifetime achievement award” but playing from, like, 3 apartments down at a frat party and you’ve had the worst day of your life

this is canon btw, if you even care.

please, keep obsessing over weskennedy forever and ever and ever ever 😔😔😔 this cold world needs more wesker and leon together. I'm so sad for the lack of canon I pretend the hollywood movies and the scrapped concepts are real. if I were rich I'd pay capcom to make a videogame with them both 🥺🥺🥺 I'm still reading chapter 29 of falling through the cracks, so no spoilers 👀👀👀 I became weskennedy for vain reasons, the hot baddie and the hot goodie are meant to be LOL

No because you don’t even have to worry, I will absolutely keep writing. Weskennedy has me in a chokehold. Like, at this point it’s not even a choice. I could be on my deathbed and still whispering “...Leon blushes as Wesker smirks wickedly…” before flatlining.

Honestly, I’ve got a whole backlog of fic ideas just waiting to be written, and I fully plan to keep adding more. At this point, it’s less of a phase and more of a lifestyle.

Also. ALSO. You are so right. How did Wesker and Leon never interact in canon??? Make it make sense!! They were involved in so many of the same events. Wesker was literally watching everything from the shadows and not once did he dramatically monologue at Leon?? Capcom fumbled so hard

And you are so real for that last comment. I also came for the hot men, but stayed for the angst, obsession, and enemies-to-lovers intensity. Now I’m just out here trying to build the canon they should have had 😔

do you guys like axiom verge

neo agent 3 but raised by salmonid… my feral neo agenda