Lily, About Bellatrix: I Like Her, She Has That, What Do You Call It?

Head Canons for the Slytherins in a little band

I imagine narcissa on the drums, sev as the singer, Lucius as lead guitar, Bellatrix as rhythm guitar (and when it's not need she does the keyboard) and Regulus as base. Also lily is their manager.

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They switch around if need.

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The others sometime sing a song and several other does small parts, when that happens

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Severus never play the drums, he doesn't like to play them and he's not that good at it

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The girls and Severus write the songs while reg and Lucius give suggestions (like what it could or should be about)

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The tend to write and sing about how they feel or things they experienced, a few songs they made just for fun like a joke a nice break from pouring their emotions out

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The name of their band is 'death eaters' (does it sound better as 'the death eaters' or give suggestions)

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If the song is about someone and don't want that person, they make sure the lyrics don't directly point that person out.though sometimes they don't care and decide to taunt that person in the song

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Some songs just one member writes and will make sure the others like it before they completely finish it (the others ALWAYS like it)

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They love each other like family and each of them have written a song for/about one another

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Because Severus usually doesn't have an instrument Lucius likes making up dances for Severus to do

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If sev is feeling extra he'll jump and dance on some of the tables, especially if the song is about someone, then he'll jump on that persons table and make sure to point that person out.

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Their outfits sorta match and always has something representing Slytherin

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Sev puts his hair up sometimes, he always has some in the front out so he still has a curtain of hair to hide behind

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Narcissa and Bellatrix are usually the ones to sing along with sev

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I'll post what I imagine their outfits looking like

Sirius: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Severus: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to brew.

Sirius: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

Bobby, going over Buck's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.

Buck: Yes

Bobby: Okay... may I know what you create?

Buck: Problems.

Narcissa: Do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It?

Severus: Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!

Narcissa: Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration.

Severus: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Lily: Only if you also don't ask why

Lily: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Severus:

Lily:

Severus: This one is fine

Narcissa: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

Sirius with a wand to Severus's head: What happens if I Avada you? Heaven?

Severus: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.

YOU WTF THEY TALKIN ABOUT, DO WHAT!? WTF IS GOING TO HAPPEN.

WHYS IT GOTTA BE A CLIFFHANGER!?!?

Marauder’s Era Snack where Sirius quite often has to reassure Severus that their relationship is not some intricate prank scheme because Snape for a long time reacts to any hint that it is in a "I knew it, what else to expect" kind of way and Sirius can't even blame anyone but himself 🙃🙃🙃

Love fics where their relationship develop in a slowburn way and all their canon backstory doesn't just disappear, because, hell, it's such an interesting thing to untangle and try to make work 🥺

*The squad is over at Narcissa's house*

Lucius: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?

Narcissa: ... N-No...

Narcissa, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

Lucius, motioning to her kitchen: Three, I thought!

Bellatrix: I see a-

Narcissa, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Lucius: Oh, well I-

Narcissa: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Narcissa, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Regulus: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Severus: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Narcissa: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!

Narcissa: I am a woman who owns four ovens...

Narcissa, louder and way too happy: I am a woman... who owns FOUR OVENS...

Narcissa: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...

Lily, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!

Narcissa:

Lucius: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!

Narcissa:

Narcissa, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM A WOMAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS