It's Really Funny To Me How People That Kind Of Know Me React To Me Saying My Parents Are Getting A Divorce:

Yall find you a friend who will politely call you out if you take things too far I love my homie soso much cuz i made the "im either bringing a phone or a gun to camp" remark from my previous post on discord and she was like "also dont joke about bringing a gun shooter jokes arent funny" and i fuckin keyboard smashing explaining that that was not at all what i was going for cuz i was like "oh i want some form of protection oh yes a gun gun equals protection" but it literally looks like a shooter joke and she was like "i figured, that didnt seem like the type of joke you would make i just had to be sure and also make sure you didnt say it infront of someone that didnt know you as well" like fhudj she was literally like "i was making sure you wouldnt make a mistake that you may get stuck in with someone who isnt the light of your world and also your best friend and i know you really well and believe that you wouldnt make a joke like that" my god i wasnt even anxious at all it was all "honest mistake"s "thank you"s "im sorry"s and "i love you"s

the x files is so fucking good, would definitely recommend watching it when you get a chance :)

I'm around half way through w/ season ten of spn so itll be on my fandom list pretty soon :]

My mom now thinks I'm trying to self-diagnos myself and say I have trauma because she saw my serch history- which is a bunch of rabbit hole searches about mental exoustion and extreme isolation for reasons- and I'm trying to tell her "I'm a writer" without her asking to see my writing cuz all of it's on ao3. Pray for me, atheists

Still one of my favorite moments from Zed's Season 8

This just in, Markiplier is NOT pregnant 😂

non-emergency meeting

Why is tumblr like:

"My husbands away at war(ao3 is down)"

"I put them in a situation(turned them into horses)"

Why are we using code phrases and decoding it in the same posts?

friend: do you have ocd?

Me: the normal amount- no a bit above the normal amount

Friend: howso?

Me: well i get upset when im on a different seat in the bus or when seating charts change

Friend: ..that's not ocd

Me: oh..

Friend: that's more autism ocd..

Me: oh..

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Edge of Sleep bloopers WHEN-

poor guy had limited life flashbacks