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Daily dose of: me and sis :D

*3AM*

Sister: Jellie died!

Me: What!

Sis: *bawling her eyes out*

Me: Okay, watch something happy- Ranboo out of context or something- and forget about it and grieve in the morning.

Sis: He lost his best friend- *bawling*

Me, panicing: Turn on some whacky kazoo music and go to sleep!

Sis: Ohh- a baby rabbit *sniffling*

Me: Yes, watch the video about the baby rabbit... and don't think about how it'll inevitably die someday-

Sis: Taz!

Me: What?! I'm soulless at this point- memento mori, baby.

Sis: Ah, here- *shows me phone*- Tango's a happy man, right?

I'd like to think, with all my knowlage on thirty ways to kill ⏃ man, that ⟟ would be the protaganist in ⏃ horror movie. But, I've come to the realization that I'd probably be one of the extras that dies to BARELY advance the plot

Yknow, I always liked to joke about how I was always that one kid with a perfect home life and moderatly strict parents [which is actually good] that are also cool parents and they love eachother- and this is ironic because they're getting divorced now :]

Sometimes, I'm just chillin on the youtube and decide to watch one of Marks old videos.

One of the improve game ones or the cards against humanity or seven second challenge- baisically any of them w/ Ethan.

And let me tell ya the second that vid ends I need another vid immediatly

Cuz if I let myself think for a goddamn moment the fuckin Up song starts playing- dadada daaa dadada daa

In band today Mr Beam[yes im using code names] let everyone vent about yesterdays costume fiasco, and reasoning with us about how at the end of the day shes the boss and we have to do what she says and how we could have our parents or gardians join a board of education meeting to voice their feelings.

Near the end i pitched in something like "It feels like it shouldn't have been made an issue at all, and teens- it's nature for them to rebel-" "uh yeah ya think" " But half the school- anyone that could afford getting dresscoded and didn't have strict parents were inevitably gonna dress up and it seems like it ended up being more of a destraction than if everyone just dressed up in the first place." And he got real quiet for a second and than pointed at me and said "Now the way she just said that- that patient calm tone- that is the tone you should use if you go to one of the members of the board of education" I was screaming inside

also i should have said this in the previous ask, and i think i’ve asked this before, but have you seen the x-files?

Remember when I said I would after watching supernatural? Well the finalie messed me up and i d8dnt wanna watch anything else and then mom was like "have you seen Dexter?" And im a sucker for that mind of the killer stuff hence why i love edgar allen poe

THDR: i absolutly will after i finish dexter cuz it can mess me up like the confession scene

friend: do you have ocd?

Me: the normal amount- no a bit above the normal amount

Friend: howso?

Me: well i get upset when im on a different seat in the bus or when seating charts change

Friend: ..that's not ocd

Me: oh..

Friend: that's more autism ocd..

Me: oh..

We were at a live music thing and there were these four guys who were prolly in their thirtys, they were kinda ripped too and had beards. When one of the songs ended and everything got quiet I overheard one of them say, in a genuinally upset tone of voice "-I blew up and lost everything including my elytra!"

THE ENTIRE TIME THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT THEIR MINECRAFT WORLD

Etho lore

(Credits to scarleto on Twitter)