Hell Yeah Anyday

I feel like I realate to Virgil the most, he sounds like how I think about a lot of situations. But I don't have anxiety I'm just an overthinker.

how do i refer to him is it still blankgameplays or is it blank nestor now

when someone breaks your keyboard so at the pep rally you have to sit in the corner all pathetic and hit a cow bell with a drum stick t-t

⟟ am starting ⏃ cult!

And in this cult, we worship the deity known as:

Uck.

Though Uck is very small, his power holds no bounds. He deserves to be loved unconditionally.

As supreme leader, ⟟ am the only one who hold and communicate with Uck.

So come and join the Ucklings!

"my child is fine"

your child is looking up the birthdate of fictional characters so they can accurately place their own self inserts into the proper timeline.

You child preforms receptive moments like a stressed ape at the zoo for hrs a day

Your child listens to music so loud on their headphones that they no longer see what's in front of them but a whole other universe

me, I am that child

I'm convinced that Scott not letting Jimmy die first in secret life, fucked the timeline up

JIMMY IS DOING WELL- LIKE HE GOT KILLS

SCAR IS BEING RESPONSIBLE

JOEL IS LESS VIOLENT

IMPLUSE IS BEING MENTAL UNSTABLE

GRIAN CAN'T KEEP IT TOGETHER

MARTYN AND REN ARE A BIT ROCKY RN

GEM IS LOSING SANITY

SCOTT MIGHT GENUINELY HAVE NO ALLIES IN 2 SESSION-

Daily dose of: me and sis :D

*Me and my sister at night listening to see if mom went back to bed*

Me: *Dramatically puts hand up to ear*

Me: *Alternating ears repetitively*

Sis: ⟟ just imagine Dolores doing that when she's alone

Me: .....Umbridge?

Sis: *slow-mo bitch face*

Sis, in ⏃ heavy Spanish accent: From ENcAntO '🤌'🤌'🤌'

APERENTLY we arent allowed to have our phones at this church camp which is bullshit cuz if theres an emergency I'm not waiting for the teacher lady to make her way over and make some calls.

I'm either bringing my phone or a fucking gun. At least a pocket knife or some shit.

I'm not even addicted to social media. Like, yes, I like watching youtube vids and yes I like scrolling tumblr and ao3.

But, I'm mainly PHONE addicted. I'm addicted to chatting w/ my friends on Discord and listening to music and stuff in samsung fucking notes. It's moments like these that I wish I asked for a walkman sooner.

I'm not trying to be "woke" about it or anything, I get that theyre trying to "reconnect us with the lord" and shit but in todays day and age and the fact we are literally on the brink of a fucking civil war I'd prefer to have my contact device in my back pocket.

I'm gonna die by choking on cotton candy or some shit