The School People Came To My House And Just Left..

how the fuck did “i have a nerf gun under my mattress” turn into “i have a gun in my backpack”???

I got no fuckin clue- me and Aiden were obviously messin around too cuz they then reported that he said something about a gun as well and he's EIGHT YEARS OLD

So appearently the word 'gun' is tabooed

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

Me, watching unus annus clips: wow, I wasn't around for this I'm really sad

me watching unus annus clips: wow i didn’t appreciate this enough in the moment

me watching unus annus clips: wow i didn’t appreciate this enough in the moment

me watching unus annus clips: wow i didn’t appreciate this enough in the moment

What is the Gongoozler?!

Wouldn't you like to know-

The Gongoozlerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Yeah, yall might be low but are you "I had a backrooms phase" level of pathetic?

HI i have another question, what’s your favorite song?

ooo it's a tie between Chop Suey! by System of a Down an All I See by Natewantstobattle :]

Y'know what sucks.

Having your love language be physical contact and everyone's chill about it.

You hug constantly, hold hands with your friends, cuddle with them, wrap an arm around their shoulder.

And then making knew friends, and barely touching them.

You rest your elbow on their shoulder once, they fall asleep during class and the teacher calls on them so you gentley rub their arm to wake them up, you hugged them once. One time.

And then, they say "You've just been really... touchy."

If the words didn't cut you enough, their tone, the way they glaced around nervously, split you.

They think you're a pervert.

You distance yourself from them. And, by force of nature, make a knew friend.

Some time passes, and, you've realized you're now terrified of touching someone without them touching you first.

You don't go in for hugs and squeeze youself into a corner so you don't bump knees with them.

Because, what if they think you're a creep.

It's more frightening than death at this point.

All the while, it hurts. You want to be close to them and hug them and hold hands and cuddle. And y'know what's worse?

They're 'touchy'.

They hug you all the time, they playfully nudge you, they came up to you and rest their head on your shoulder in greating, they've even held both your hands when you told them a not-so-normal story.

And, now, you live three hours away from them.

"Yeahh, twenty-twenty-two wasn't my best year.."

"What do you mean?"

"Weeell-"

You can here my dad and grandmother in the background😭

Yknow, I always liked to joke about how I was always that one kid with a perfect home life and moderatly strict parents [which is actually good] that are also cool parents and they love eachother- and this is ironic because they're getting divorced now :]