Forgot The Word 'coloring' And Said 'crayon Scrubbing'

Family Disapointment Backstreet Boys: Tell me why. I only came here for the cake.

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

I'd like to think, with all my knowlage on thirty ways to kill ⏃ man, that ⟟ would be the protaganist in ⏃ horror movie. But, I've come to the realization that I'd probably be one of the extras that dies to BARELY advance the plot

Is he stupidly handsome, handsomely stupid, stupid handsomely, or handsome stupidly?

it is seven twentey two in the morning why is this girl chuggin Dr. Pepper-

ok you said your in band but you didn’t specify what instrument you played

sir or ma’am or they’em what notes do you make

I'm the pianist that sorta knows what they're doing :]

me patiently waiting for all the dave torres fics to drop…

When your in a different communtity and follow people from that communtity but then they follow you back and you're unsure how to guide them to your classified secondary blog without sounding rude

Just tried a Slim Jim for the first time, in unrealated news I will be raiding the local family dollars

HI im bored and your cool, how are you?

I'm pretty alright :] no longer sick for the most part but that means I got school tomorrow -_-. Thanks for asking Anon (:

how the fuck did “i have a nerf gun under my mattress” turn into “i have a gun in my backpack”???

I got no fuckin clue- me and Aiden were obviously messin around too cuz they then reported that he said something about a gun as well and he's EIGHT YEARS OLD

So appearently the word 'gun' is tabooed