They Look Like They Should Have A Martini In Hand Going “What Is This Darling? You Dare To Fight Me?”

(Doubt)

what if the Egg Guardian doesn't actually die/get corrupted but ends up being our Companion character in the Sequel? like it's just there to setup for BotW 2 via vague hints & build up for new mysteries & like gets trapped under ground at the end of the game?

‘sup anon just wanna let you know that I’m always right and am incapable of being wrong ever 

Gentely? I used a bomb :/

Breath Of The Wild: HAHA look at this brain buster of a shrine! You have to use these fans to slowly blow the orb into the switch to activate the way to the monk! But it only goes UP! You have to be on it when the ball goes in! What a conundrum- 

Me: *uses stasis on the ball, gently boops it into the hole, then runs to the platform before it goes in, ignoring the puzzle entirely*

Breath Of The Wild:

Oh I’m sorry you mean Thursday?

what if there was just a revali day and all loz tumblr did was post the word revali over and over again

Repunzal has accidental kiss with sword lesbian as Eugene watches on solemnly- as he can't compete with a sword lesbian.

Someone who’s never watched Tangled: The Series before in their life- try to explain what’s happening in this scene

Looking at you, Voltron fandom.

This is my take on Revali’s braids, I’m not accepting this weird “long flowing hair” bullshit. I say fans.

Writing prompt

In a world full of superheroes and supervillians, you have the ability to see into the future. It’s very limited however because you can only see 24 hours into the future, thus you never really bothered telling anyone and only used it for party tricks. Now however, it is a sunny Saturday morning, and you have just received a doomsday vision.

Traveler: I am so tired of accidentally committing crimes. It’s time for a change! Next country, clear name, I won’t do anything illegal!

Zhongli: Yes... about that...

Zhongli: you’re going to have to break into the country itself.

Traveler:

Zhongli:

Traveler:

Zhongli: And also, the archon is extremely paranoid.

Don’t be, some characters you just gotta be Bi for.

Okay, but like, Link, Zelda, and Impa have already made me into even more of a disaster bisexual, and that was only the demo? Guys, I’m going to die when the full game comes out, I’m sorry.

Childe: Aren’t you just a little goody two shoes.

Lumine: I’ll slit your throat

Childe: You wouldn’t, you’re too good

Lumine: No I’m not.

Childe: Name one bad thing you’ve ever done on purpose.

Lumine: I hunt timmie’s pidgeons for sport.