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Two LETTERS. How many brain cells for t w o l e t t e r s

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It it just me or does posting chapters for revalink fans kinda feel like feeding ducks bread crumbs

Lumine, to Childe: You make a pinky promise, you keep it all your life. You break a pinky promise, I snap your neck.

Childe:

Lumine: I figured you wouldn’t care enough if I threw you on ice.

I think my favorite part of the plot of age of calamity is Master Kohga. Because his appearance means one of two things.

A. Master Kohga is canonly over one hundred years old.

B. Every single Yiga master is named Master Kohga and the Master Kohga from age of calamity is botw’s Master Kohga’s father’s mother’s father.

Travelers are space orcs, part 2

Electric boogaloo.

- Aether will sometimes turn into amber and use baron bunny as a pillow.

- Ability to clone small stuff, (aka the investagte option). He’ll just touch a cabbage or something, then discreetly put a second cabbage back into his pocket. Loves books, figures out everything by reading. Will clone any book he finds and keep it. Reads them all, no matter what.

- Each planet has its own language. Half the time he spent with Paimon before they went to Mondstat was just him learning the language, he picked it up quickly though. Struggles not to laugh every time the word ‘fatui’ comes up, (Fatui means stupid in his language) because he naturally translates the word in his head, all he can think of is “The stupid are up to no good” “There’s the stupid forces” and “I am the eleventh stupid harbinger”. (Look it up, it’s actually real but I forget for which language).

- The first time he met scaramouche, he died laughing as soon as the thought “Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango” came to his head. Scaramouche immediately knew he was laughing at his name, and- pissed off, used his attack. Which made Aether laugh 100% harder because he’s an ELECTRO ELEMENT.

- Can see item stats. A lot of people disregard the common trinkets found in chests because of how many there are, but Aether can see the attack, defense, energy, etc stats on each item and will keep all of them. Which is part of the reason he’s such a good fighter. The stats apply to everyone, but nobody notices their magical effect because every single one found is level 0. He uses mora and other artifacts to make them stronger so the stats actually make a difference.

- Everyone writes the Traveler as Broke AF, but the reality is that they have stacks of mora, they just use it for upgrading stuff. Once they slow down on that, they’re practically rich.

- There’s probably a time when Amber asked for tips on fighting but Aether just came back and handed her a fancy flower and feather. While pretty, she didn’t see the attack merit in it... until she hit a hilichurl and it died INSTANTLY.

- Pocket space is infinite. Aether has no bag, but just pulls everything out of thin air. All the dishes he cooks stay fresh in the pocket space too, which is good because Paimon will eat anything but is somehow still picky.

- Sucrose has actually noticed whenever someone asked for something from the traveler, they usually have it on them. She asked Aether about this, and for a while Aether had to be careful with pulling stuff out of thin air.

- Can’t age. Aether was asleep, for at minimum, 500 years, probably through the entire archon war maybe. Everyone thinks he’s around 15 to 16, but in reality it’s more like 1500 tbh.

- Know’s information about all of his forms. The more he uses them, the more stuff he knows about them, which he knows would unnerve some people so he just sticks to somehow knowing everyone’s birthday while subtly trying to nudge people’s emotional issues in the right direction. Is sure to compliment sucrose with her work, gave Bennett bandages to hold onto, and does his best to convince Barbara that her hard work is enough.

- Although, knowing people’s birthdays does come in handy. Most of the time he just finds an anonymous gift or bakes something delicious and leaves it on their doorstep. But for Albedo’s birthday he had an idea more... practical. Baby seelies will follow anyone around, and make for quite good pets since they don’t need to eat. So when Aether found a bunch of baby swarming seelies, he asked if any of them would like to come back to help his friend out with his research on dragonspire.

- They all agreed. This, lead Aether to have a birthday box full of baby seelies that crammed themselves in there and were vibrating from excitement. He only wanted one or two, but all eight wanted to come. And as it turned out, everyone forgot Albedo’s birthday, including albedo himself because he preferred to be doing research or tests.

- This led to a hilarious situation of Aether, leaving a present that was rapidly vibrating, on Albedo’s desk. Terrifying. They had to call in Jean, Kaeya, Lisa, AND KLEE to make sure they’d be able to defuse whatever was inside. Imagine the shock in the room when instead of a bomb or angry slime, there were a bunch of tiny seelies!

- Yes I have nothing better to do, why do you ask?

- Aether... is not a lightweight. Everyone imagines since the travler is new to alcohol, they’d be a lightweight, but venti was able to handle nearly 37 glasses of wine before getting drunk. Combined with how fast Aether can go from full to starving again, his system probably doesn’t even register the alcohol.

- Once, in an attempt to get him drunk, someone started buying him stuff they claimed wasn’t alcoholic. Nothing malicious, just some adventurers wanted to see him get tipsy. By the time Diluc noticed AETHER was the one getting the alcohol, they all were too fascinated to get him to stop. He out drank all of them without knowing and was still sober as a stone.

- Doesn’t die. Aether doesn’t actually feel pain until his hp is at 0. Once he’s “dead” his body will automatically withdraw from the fight, teleporting him somewhere. Although it looks really freaky to anyone else because it looks like he just collapsed and then dissapered. Dying is mildly painful, but Aether doesn’t really mind. It’s mostly a mild inconvenience to be honest.

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ML Fic Recs: Reverse Crush

If you’re like me, and the regular old love square isn’t enough, I present to you…REVERSE LOVE SQUARE!!! Some of these are done with life swaps while others just change the direction of affections. Will be updated as more are found or changes need to be made. As always, feel free to rec your own!

masterpost

* = WIP

+ = mature/explicit rating

|| italics = my notes

Update 2/27: Oblivious added 

Multichapter (word count next to completed fics)

Curiosity and Satisfaction by imthepunchlord    (54,016)

*Coup De Foudre by Needs_More_Lesbians

* Topsy Turvy by ArcaneAnima

*Chasing the Sky by vanguardinitiate

* When Duty and Desire Meet by EdenDaphne and midnightstarlightwrites

*A Life Less Miraculous by MellyMiraculous

Who Needs Love? by Kaorei    (173,351)  || season1 rewrite on ff.net

* lessons in love by clairelutra

* The Cat’s Meowfia by ghostgirl19

*Stupid, Lucky Girl by ProbablyVoldemort

How to Fail an Identity Reveal by defenestratable    (3,467)

*Something Gone Wrong by independentwriter137

* Oblivious by shadowfaerieammy

Oneshots

Copper Aflame by miraculousem   (1,610)

Miscommunications by Ashtheshortstack     (2,443)

Feet on the Ground by siderealSandman    (1,324)

Knife To Meet You by projectml    (6,578)

Childe: Aren’t you just a little goody two shoes.

Lumine: I’ll slit your throat

Childe: You wouldn’t, you’re too good

Lumine: No I’m not.

Childe: Name one bad thing you’ve ever done on purpose.

Lumine: I hunt timmie’s pidgeons for sport.

Me: *sees this*

Me: Guess who just found their new iPad background-

some happy boyfriends for these trying times!

aaaaaaaa there’s more :D

Headcanon Masterlist!~

(Can’t have one without the other, after this it’s back to writing! I’ve got a lot of prompts to catch up with…~)

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So I went to type in marvel memes after going through a bunch of marvel quotes and I almost typed in “love you 3000”

I’m not crying, you’re crying shut up