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As a new author on ao3 still getting used to people reading my story (and actually liking them for some reason) I was prepared for a lot of things.

An animal crossing marriage proposal was not one of them.

Writing Prompt

You’re not completely sure, but suspect your dorm mates are werewolves. They’re loud, eat absolutely everything, and you can see giant scratch marks on their side of the dorm. Every full moon they go out to party and come back the next morning. Now all of these aren’t sure werewolf signs, but since you’re so quiet they haven’t realized you can hear their discussed plans of “turning” you through the thin walls.

Eh, I’ll write it as soon as I can type once instead of ounce. (Which might be a month tbh).

I’ve been on the fence for a while now about making a second Revalink writing with the Rito mask. Since I’ve already been making one called snow filled days. On one hand, the trope of link getting a mask and seducing whoever the race’s major character happens to be is overdone with Sidlink. On the other hand: Revali (Bursting into the knight’s room): LINK GET UP YOU NEED TO TEACH ME THIS HAND LANGUAGE IMMEDIATELY IVE MET THE MOST PERFECT RITO-

YOU FOOL THE ANSWER IS CLEAR. MAKE THE RITO MASK ONE IT IS A STROKE OF GENIUS CAN YOU IMAGINE ALL THE UNTOUCHED POTENTIAL

Perfection.

Audio please 🔉

It it just me or does posting chapters for revalink fans kinda feel like feeding ducks bread crumbs

Ficlet Masterlist!~

(It’s about time I made one of these honestly. These are ordered from oldest to most recent so apologies for the changing styles, I was trying to find what format best worked for me. It’s a process so I’d appreciate any tips and tricks~ Enjoy anyways!~)

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Writing prompt

The appendix is the magical organ, it’s what allows non human beings to general magical energy. Unfortunately you didn’t know this, so now your sister is screaming at you about ruining her life for getting her emergancy surgery while she was unconscious from a ruptured appendix.

I can’t tell if I’m worse or better. I just have 3 hobbies I switch between. Drawing and writing. We don’t talk about painting, that’s been dead since last year.

On to the next hobby...

Travelers are space orcs, part 2

Electric boogaloo.

- Aether will sometimes turn into amber and use baron bunny as a pillow.

- Ability to clone small stuff, (aka the investagte option). He’ll just touch a cabbage or something, then discreetly put a second cabbage back into his pocket. Loves books, figures out everything by reading. Will clone any book he finds and keep it. Reads them all, no matter what.

- Each planet has its own language. Half the time he spent with Paimon before they went to Mondstat was just him learning the language, he picked it up quickly though. Struggles not to laugh every time the word ‘fatui’ comes up, (Fatui means stupid in his language) because he naturally translates the word in his head, all he can think of is “The stupid are up to no good” “There’s the stupid forces” and “I am the eleventh stupid harbinger”. (Look it up, it’s actually real but I forget for which language).

- The first time he met scaramouche, he died laughing as soon as the thought “Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango” came to his head. Scaramouche immediately knew he was laughing at his name, and- pissed off, used his attack. Which made Aether laugh 100% harder because he’s an ELECTRO ELEMENT.

- Can see item stats. A lot of people disregard the common trinkets found in chests because of how many there are, but Aether can see the attack, defense, energy, etc stats on each item and will keep all of them. Which is part of the reason he’s such a good fighter. The stats apply to everyone, but nobody notices their magical effect because every single one found is level 0. He uses mora and other artifacts to make them stronger so the stats actually make a difference.

- Everyone writes the Traveler as Broke AF, but the reality is that they have stacks of mora, they just use it for upgrading stuff. Once they slow down on that, they’re practically rich.

- There’s probably a time when Amber asked for tips on fighting but Aether just came back and handed her a fancy flower and feather. While pretty, she didn’t see the attack merit in it... until she hit a hilichurl and it died INSTANTLY.

- Pocket space is infinite. Aether has no bag, but just pulls everything out of thin air. All the dishes he cooks stay fresh in the pocket space too, which is good because Paimon will eat anything but is somehow still picky.

- Sucrose has actually noticed whenever someone asked for something from the traveler, they usually have it on them. She asked Aether about this, and for a while Aether had to be careful with pulling stuff out of thin air.

- Can’t age. Aether was asleep, for at minimum, 500 years, probably through the entire archon war maybe. Everyone thinks he’s around 15 to 16, but in reality it’s more like 1500 tbh.

- Know’s information about all of his forms. The more he uses them, the more stuff he knows about them, which he knows would unnerve some people so he just sticks to somehow knowing everyone’s birthday while subtly trying to nudge people’s emotional issues in the right direction. Is sure to compliment sucrose with her work, gave Bennett bandages to hold onto, and does his best to convince Barbara that her hard work is enough.

- Although, knowing people’s birthdays does come in handy. Most of the time he just finds an anonymous gift or bakes something delicious and leaves it on their doorstep. But for Albedo’s birthday he had an idea more... practical. Baby seelies will follow anyone around, and make for quite good pets since they don’t need to eat. So when Aether found a bunch of baby swarming seelies, he asked if any of them would like to come back to help his friend out with his research on dragonspire.

- They all agreed. This, lead Aether to have a birthday box full of baby seelies that crammed themselves in there and were vibrating from excitement. He only wanted one or two, but all eight wanted to come. And as it turned out, everyone forgot Albedo’s birthday, including albedo himself because he preferred to be doing research or tests.

- This led to a hilarious situation of Aether, leaving a present that was rapidly vibrating, on Albedo’s desk. Terrifying. They had to call in Jean, Kaeya, Lisa, AND KLEE to make sure they’d be able to defuse whatever was inside. Imagine the shock in the room when instead of a bomb or angry slime, there were a bunch of tiny seelies!

- Yes I have nothing better to do, why do you ask?

- Aether... is not a lightweight. Everyone imagines since the travler is new to alcohol, they’d be a lightweight, but venti was able to handle nearly 37 glasses of wine before getting drunk. Combined with how fast Aether can go from full to starving again, his system probably doesn’t even register the alcohol.

- Once, in an attempt to get him drunk, someone started buying him stuff they claimed wasn’t alcoholic. Nothing malicious, just some adventurers wanted to see him get tipsy. By the time Diluc noticed AETHER was the one getting the alcohol, they all were too fascinated to get him to stop. He out drank all of them without knowing and was still sober as a stone.

- Doesn’t die. Aether doesn’t actually feel pain until his hp is at 0. Once he’s “dead” his body will automatically withdraw from the fight, teleporting him somewhere. Although it looks really freaky to anyone else because it looks like he just collapsed and then dissapered. Dying is mildly painful, but Aether doesn’t really mind. It’s mostly a mild inconvenience to be honest.

You can’t say that the “I am iron man” scene wasn’t a No U moment.

Thanos: *snaps his fingers and kills everyone*

Tony, killing Thanos five years later the exact same way: Uno reverso bitch