There Is No Slut Shaming In This House, Only Slut Encouragement

the feminine urge to frustrate a man

Do all those good deeds you do erase the fact that you're a terrible fucking human?

What do you mean you put just two slices of deli in my sandwich????? I need my deli with a side of bread(optional) DUDE.

Teachers and Lovers

Requested?: Yes

Summary: Reader and Bucky are called in to teach some teen aspiring SHIELD recruits for a week. One students question brings up a confession between the two. That confession leads to an evening together, where they learn each others bodies, kinks, and weaknesses.

Warnings: NSFW!!!  18+. Basically porn with a plot. Smut. Swearing. Daddy kink. Unprotected sex. Dom! Bucky. A lot of talk about cum tbh. 

Characters: Bucky x Reader

“Good lord. It’s too early for this shit.” You mumble, sipping your coffee from your chair behind the desk. Bucky is stood behind you, his back against the blackboard as he chuckles. 

 “Come on, Agent Y/L/N. You’re excited to be a teacher aren’t you?” He Asks. With a dramatic eye roll, you turn to look at him. 

 “Hardly… Why the hell am I here again? Couldn’t Steve come do this? Jeez.” You say, guzzling more coffee.

 It was a quarter past 8 AM, and you were in a new classroom designated for teaching aspiring SHIELD recruits over the summer. You weren’t going to be doing it full time, just until Agent Hill was fully recovered after being injured on a mission. You’re set to be doing it for a week.

 Tony knew how much trouble you and Bucky could get into if you were left alone for more than ten minutes, so he thought it was a terrible idea leaving you both in a room with twenty-something teenagers under your watch, but Steve of course is the shot-caller. He knows you and Bucky are rambunctious and mischievous, but he also knows that you both are two of the highest trained individuals on the team, you being trained in the red room, and Bucky being trained by Hydra. Steve had no doubt in his mind that you both were the perfect fit for the job.

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steve: *accidentally messes something up*

steve: ...so—

y/n, who has seen all his PSA videos courtesy of Peter: you got detention.

bucky: what?

y/n: you screwed up.

y/n: you know what you did was wrong.

steve: Y/N SHUT UP—

y/n: the question is, how are you gonna make things right?

sam, dying in the background:

bucky, confused: what is going on?

sam: i gotta show you something real quick—

steve: SAM NO—

do you wanna go for a walk outside with me? we can look at the stars and the moon and commit arson and kiss and fall in love

chris evans: *sees puppies*

puppies: *being cute and lovely little creatures*

chris evans: GRRRUUUHGHHHH

i'm gonna eat him alive

Why are the bank/finance bros balding at 25