Do You Wanna Go For A Walk Outside With Me? We Can Look At The Stars And The Moon And Commit Arson And

Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys

I should be able to both read for 8hrs a night and sleep for 8hrs a night. That I cannot is very rude and, frankly, poor design.

STAY SAFE!! [ID: the Gilbert Baker pride flag with the words “Happy pride to all those who are unable to celebrate openly and safely. You are loved and seen!” in all-caps black text over it. /end ID]

Sometimes I want to go live in Australia, but then I remember that the wildlife there is on steroids.

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

yea life is great ://

“my sweet boy” and it will be the worst person known to mankind