ALBERT SPEER

STARBUCKS

@ Starbucks

me: hot chocolate, please.

barista: oh it’s perfect for a day like this isn’t it?

me: yes =)

barista: not a coffee drinker are you?

me: try something difference.

[3 minutes later]

barista: tall hot chocolate! have a great day.

me: thank you.

PADRAIG

green day: i walk these empty streets on the boulevard of broken dreams when the city sleeps and i’m the only one and i walk alone

eight year old me:

TRIGOCHE

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

AMBULANCE

“what’s your favorite game?”

Porn

DJ KHALED

IMMUNE SYSTEM

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

TIKTOK

bless

PS PLAYSTATION

Will u join the challenge?

CROCK