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STARBUCKS
@ Starbucks
me: hot chocolate, please.
barista: oh it’s perfect for a day like this isn’t it?
me: yes =)
barista: not a coffee drinker are you?
me: try something difference.
[3 minutes later]
barista: tall hot chocolate! have a great day.
me: thank you.
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VIDEO GAMES
video games are a wonderful escape from reality until you see your reflection in the loading screen
IMMUNE SYSTEM
me: immune system why do i have a fever
immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!
me:
immune system:
me:
immune system:
me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long
immune system:
MOUTH
never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience