“i Appreciate My Women”

decluttering my journaling supplies (receipts, random pieces of paper, stickers, pamphlets, clothing tags, cutouts, etc) is a fucking NIGHTMARE OMG

did tumblr just give us reels

While farming candles in Golden Wasteland today, there's a Sky Kid who nearly died and this kid's fading body was located pretty far away from where the candles or lights are but I swear I've never seen a swarm of Sky Children move SO FAST to reach the kid, including me who's only a moth with sloppy maneuvering. Think about you pausing a video game mid-fight to recharge but it's completely the opposite of that: Suddenly there are at least 7 people pulling out med kits to heal you from every direction you can think of (some even land on top of your head but you're too out of it to feel anything anyway)

JAY FROM THE KUB SCOUTS™️ PLAYED LACEY GAMES WHAT

intrusive thoughts? more like intru-silly thoughts, am i right gamers

el oh el thinking about writing a crossover fic between the artemis fowl and pjo universe with an oc insert

it takes place during the battle of the labyrinth where the labyrinth just kinda yoinks artemis in and meets an oc who’s been stuck down there for a while

and they argue a lot before coming to an understanding with each other or smth idk (all platonic, yay!)

don’t know where it would go, tbh idek how i can make artemis contribute to the plot,,

like it would be very silly but i’ve only read 2 artemis fowl books and it was literally 1 and 3 i need to catch up

need i also mention i haven’t read pjo books 3 and 5

this is a braindump sorry if this doesn’t make sense

tori spring is so deep because when she said “i need to pee” i really felt that in my soul (and in my bladder) 😖🤧🤧

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apwh is kicking me in my nonexistent balls

i’m so dumb ‘cause why did i when my cousin asked me if i was fruity while doing the hand thing i didn’t know what it meant so i did the hand thing back and we just kinda sat there doing it back and forth like a game of ping pong before i realized what she meant