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i’m so scared i’m not ready for the ap test send emotional support ducks please

totally did not just wake up at 2AM just to freak out over school

no ma’am no sir no mx

i’ve been up for two hours now, i just want to sleep. like just listen to me body let me shut my eyes and😴

not only that, but one of my cartilage piercings got infected so im gonna scream if it starts kicking me in the ass later on today

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i like describing things by how edible they look and the villagers’ heads from the minecraft movie looks very chompable, very mousse-like

still salty about the eye of eden

While farming candles in Golden Wasteland today, there's a Sky Kid who nearly died and this kid's fading body was located pretty far away from where the candles or lights are but I swear I've never seen a swarm of Sky Children move SO FAST to reach the kid, including me who's only a moth with sloppy maneuvering. Think about you pausing a video game mid-fight to recharge but it's completely the opposite of that: Suddenly there are at least 7 people pulling out med kits to heal you from every direction you can think of (some even land on top of your head but you're too out of it to feel anything anyway)

currently reading Dumb Witness by Agatha Christie! here are my current thoughts in a nutshell:

it’s kind of giving conservative grandma??

like, yeah, this was written in the 30s; pretty self explanatory.

i really like christie’s storytelling, i do. it’s just this book feels like her shading on the younger generation for,, idk, not being traditional or something?? which really does feel like something every younger generation faces (times really don’t change)

for the last 12 chapters i read, im just being constantly reminded about how emily arundell’s niece married a Greek doctor and how dreadful it is. like my bad, sorry this dude isn’t ENGLISH ENOUGH FOR YOU?? yall are just jealous they got good food okay

and let’s not forget there’s a slur in the book💀

literal jumpscare when i opened the table of contents.

but then again, just looking at my older copy of And Then There Were None makes me wonder why i’m surprised

UPDATE: Just finished the book! i’m surprised i got through it that quickly. anyways, here are my thoughts!

i thought the plot was interesting. i thought it was pretty cool how upfront everyone was abt how they wanted emily’s money since it shows that none of them can be completely trusted.

like everyone was after the same thing, for different reasons, but only ONE of them actually committed to it.

and let’s not forget the constant reminder of good old “english-breeding.” it’s not said a lot, but it’s something i notice popping up in the book from time to time.

like goodness gracious woman, please stop. describing others as “well bred” makes them sound like a horse freshly groomed

anyways, i think this is the first time i got introduced to hastings? i didn’t even know he was a reoccurring character and a friend of poirot since i’ve only read Murder on the Orient Express and And Then There Were None.

so you can imagine my confusion when i skimmed through random pages and noticed it was from someone else’s perspective.

but their dynamic is pretty cool! i kind of see it as like poirot doing his usual detective stuff and it going like:

poirot, lying to get some answers:

hastings: you are crazy, y’know that?

poirot: not crazy enough to kill, though!

well that’s how i see it anyways. i do think it’s cool that seeing through the lens of hastings does make things more fun. like this silly guy is as clueless as me

and he kind of vocalizes the audience? kind of? that’s how i saw it during the times he tried convincing poirot that the ball incident was genuine

but yeah it was okay. i might read the first book of the series because i just found out poirot is a refugee or smth?? like i need to know what’s up with that

so yeah, that’s my thoughts!

el oh el thinking about writing a crossover fic between the artemis fowl and pjo universe with an oc insert

it takes place during the battle of the labyrinth where the labyrinth just kinda yoinks artemis in and meets an oc who’s been stuck down there for a while

and they argue a lot before coming to an understanding with each other or smth idk (all platonic, yay!)

don’t know where it would go, tbh idek how i can make artemis contribute to the plot,,

like it would be very silly but i’ve only read 2 artemis fowl books and it was literally 1 and 3 i need to catch up

need i also mention i haven’t read pjo books 3 and 5

this is a braindump sorry if this doesn’t make sense

i wish they sold moon cakes in my area